The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Roobin I have startid doin that too! Doenoe why! Mother larfs at me an shakes her hed an ses that's how boy dogs wee. But I am not a boy dog I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I hope ging doesn't get rid of my pink pals. I always wee like that.

 

[edzbird]

dont think im a boy dog eether GGJ, but liftin a leg to wee is a must.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging is pleased with me I've been super good cos I was a gent. The plumb her says he's likes me I'm bouncy but well trained. I sat and stayed perfectly. We can go for a walk now

 

[snowbunny]

Weez on hollydayz. Loads of woks an nice treets and brillyunt stuff. Best. Days. Evah.

 

[Lab_adore]

Dad left the treets on the kichen bench yesterday an turned his back for one second an I was up like a leopard and snaffled the lot! He wasn happy but I shore was!!

 

[Granca]

Aww Tuppy, Mum always gives me the little corner of her toast but sumtimes she forgets and I give her my best deprived, starving, neglected, gonna-call-dogline look

I’m going to practiss that. Hope it works, Maxx. I like toast...

Tuppy

 

[Candy]

Bit bored. Time for a nother Nadventure I fink! Mother ses yes Joy, camping Nadventure SOON. Is this good plees?

 

[VanillaBean]

Yous lucky Maxx as nothing is on benches anymore. Now I can only get mummy clothes and uggs...Daddy says not my problem to mummy. But at least tgat way I get treats.

Here it is like someone turned the hosepie on from the sky. I needed a wee and I got really wet. .....
No walks yet either

I am in tye garden and now have the zooommmiiieeessss

Honey

 

[VanillaBean]

Back to sleep until daddy says there is a break for a walk. It is raining big wet stuff from sky.

Vanilla

 

[MrChew]

A nice man came to do sumthin to our windoze yesterday. He sed he has a dog like me, but 3 years old. He sed I wuz a very good boi for my age. My daddy wuz very prowd but thinks maybe I wuz jus tired.

GoodGirlJoy, I dont know bout this leg lifting bizness. I still havent worked it out. Maybe that's why people think I'm a girl.

 

[Jen]

Mother ses yes Joy, camping Nadventure SOON. Is this good plees?

Mummy says no GGJ, camping is the WORST! Daddy said it’s fun though and me him and the bald puppee will go one day and mummy can stay at home.

The bald puppee got his breakfast before me today mummy said 6 o clock was too early for my breakfast but it wasn’t too early for the bald puppee

Stanley

 

[Candy]

Snot fair Stanley! Ring Dogline.
GGJ xxxxxxx.

 

[Lab_adore]

Dad is pleased wif cos a little hooman girl who was the same height as me asked if she could give me a stick. Dad said 'gentle Maxx' do I tooked it soooo gently and she laughed and clapped. Hey mum sed 'what a luvly doggie' and dad said 'sumtimes'. Some hoomans are hard to please. Pfffft

 

[VanillaBean]

Glamping Stanley, Glamping that is what you mummy needs.

Vanilla

 

[Shaz82]

What a surprise for me this morning, mum took me to see my boyfriend Rogue at day care - 2nd time this week -yay!
I knew something was up, there's suitcases everywhere and mum says she's packing - I don't know what that is. Anyway, think we are off on holibobs soon so another day with my fella, lovely.

 

[SteffiS]

WHERE'S MY LUNCH!

Yisterday Mum went out and Dad forgot to give me lunch . Mum never even tolled him off, she said 'oh well time Toffee's lunch wos stopped anyways' . No Mum, I needs my lunch, l look forward to my lunch all mornin, I will STARVE without lunch .

Toffee - the not norty one - weak from hunger

 

[MrChew]

WHERE'S MY LUNCH!

Yisterday Mum went out and Dad forgot to give me lunch . Mum never even tolled him off, she said 'oh well time Toffee's lunch wos stopped anyways' . No Mum, I needs my lunch, l look forward to my lunch all mornin, I will STARVE without lunch .

Toffee - the not norty one - weak from hunger

How mean Toffee! I wuz remindin my mum and dad that it wuz dinner time by throwin my food toys at them. Mum growled at me wen the purple one hit her on the leg.

 

[edzbird]

Oh no Toffee! If lunch is no longer being served there's only one thing for it. You must forage for your own lunch. Nearly everything is edible, you should have no trouble.

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

Toffee , My Mummy is tryin to stop my lunsh too , I fink its meen , they eat lunsh so wy not us ? Roobin x P.S. And she is stopin my suppa too , I fink I am waisting away x