- Location
- Monmouthshire, Wales
Peeple always seem to want to play when im having a nice snooze. When i want to play theyre having a snooze. Its so difficult to train them sometimes.
Holly
Holly
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- Isle of Man
Give her a huge lick Stanley.
- Coco
- Coco
- Location
- Melbourne, Australia
I got pork. Pork pork pork. Yum yum yum. In my belly
I’m moving to Norf Wayuls! Pig-mummy did an interview and gotted a new job despite being really fat because she ate a baby hooman. But we won’t go until the winter after the baby hooman appears apparently. I am excited because wayuls has sheeps, in my experience. Pig-mummy says no chasin’ sheeps, but pig-mummy says no chasin’ a lot of things. Anyway we might have a bigger garden, so maybe I will have my very own bunnies to chase 
Pig-mummy says I will be her Mochyn Bach, I don’t mind what kind of mochyn I am if I get my very own bunnies. Love, y mochyn x
Pig-mummy says I will be her Mochyn Bach, I don’t mind what kind of mochyn I am if I get my very own bunnies. Love, y mochyn x
How eggciting Pigletina, we go to norf-middling Wales to see my Goldie friends (well 1 is a bit grumpy but the others are ok ) cos my mum works with their mum, and we run and run and run on the beeeches at barmuff. Are you going to be near barmuff?
You get a mini hooman and a new big garden, and lotsa Welsh wildlife!!
Here are my Welsh sort of friends. I am the hansum one on the left. I found it best not to get between them.
You get a mini hooman and a new big garden, and lotsa Welsh wildlife!!
Here are my Welsh sort of friends. I am the hansum one on the left. I found it best not to get between them.
- Location
- Monmouthshire, Wales
I live in south wayuls. ive been to north wayuls and found that the dogs bark funny up there. they spell their barks very diffrent to south wayuls.
- Location
- Canberra, Australia
I never been to Norf Wayuls. But I was born in New Sowf Wayuls. Is that same thing?
Yes but slightly up or down? Who knows but yes just the same.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
I waz born in New Sowf Wayuls too! Somewhere called 'Norf Coast'. I don think it's the same thing Obi, cos Spenser's Dad is from Wales and he sounds really funny. He used to play rugby for Wales apparently but lives here in New Sowf Wayuls so he must feel at home
- Location
- Canberra, Australia
I was born on coast too! At beach near New-car-sel.
All the Wayulses is very confusing.
All the Wayulses is very confusing.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
yeah..real confusin'. I was born near why-ong and Mum said that's not far from new-car-sel. I met Mum and Dad first when I was just 6 weeks old an they came to visit. I chewed soon-to-be hooman Mum's thong an then pushed my furry mum's water bowl over and lay in the puddle on my tummy coz it was reely hot. So here's the confusin' part. I was norty and that's why Mum and Dad fell in love with me but now when I'm norty I get in trubble.
- Location
- Canberra, Australia
Oh hey we might be relayshuns!!
I didn’t come to my second mummy and daddy’s house till I was teenager but my first mummy and daddy chose me cause I was liveliest!!! Teehee.
I didn’t come to my second mummy and daddy’s house till I was teenager but my first mummy and daddy chose me cause I was liveliest!!! Teehee.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
I would be proud to have you as a bruvver Obi
Dad left the gate open so I went 'splorin downstairs....it was a treasure trove of exciting things! I found fluffy stuff that came apart so easily and then JACKPOT. A whole BAG OF SOCKS. Just as I was about to FINALLY get up on their bed to see how it feels Dad found me and took me back upstairs. Pfffft....there will be a next time I promise
Dad left the gate open so I went 'splorin downstairs....it was a treasure trove of exciting things! I found fluffy stuff that came apart so easily and then JACKPOT. A whole BAG OF SOCKS. Just as I was about to FINALLY get up on their bed to see how it feels Dad found me and took me back upstairs. Pfffft....there will be a next time I promise
When your legs grow a bit more you'll be jumping them silly gates. I treat them as more of a suggestion than a rule.
Dads been mazin he even took me to the beech . But he still kept me tied to him in case he got lost, but he used my reeelly long line, the one he always tells mum he cant use.
Praps mum doesn't need to come home quickly after all ( oh dad says yes she does cos we'll run out of dinners soon ).
Ripple
. But he still kept me tied to him in case he got lost, but he used my reeelly long line, the one he always tells mum he cant use.Praps mum doesn't need to come home quickly after all ( oh dad says yes she does cos we'll run out of dinners soon ).
Ripple
hehehe if you are a right-way-up doggo a thong is what lady hoomans wear on their bums hehehe but I don’t think your hooman would have chosen you so quick if you had chewed her bum
Wow I’d like some welsh friends like yours. Do they like being slapped with big puppy paws? I hope so as that is how Pigs play best. We are going to be even more norf than barmuff, on the very top bit of wayuls but they have sea there too. Hopefully no sea monsters but I will check carefully when I am there. I bet they’d love a nibble of a tasty English Mochyn
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Hmmmm...Dad calls 'em jan-dels sometimes cos he's from noo Zeeland. Spenser's Dad calls them flip-flops which is a completely ridiculous name of coursehehehe if you are a right-way-up doggo a thong is what lady hoomans wear on their bums hehehe but I don’t think your hooman would have chosen you so quick if you had chewed her bum
Sometimes I sneak up behind mum and sniff her bum an she squeaks and tells me 'thats not polite Maxx' what does she mean?