The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Rosie]

You have lovely ears, Ginny. Do they itch? My ears itch. I'm not too fond of my ears.
Pongo
xxx

 

[HAH]

Ginny you are faboolus an I luff yore ear’s partickly. Our earses are abowt the same colour. But how do you make em stickout like that? I wud like to learn to do this plees.
*Kipper*

 

[kateincornwall]

I luvs ears , yor ears are speshul Ginny , I got big ears too , Mummy luvs them x Today I got to play with my bestie Carbon and I was gud , I came wen Mummy called and I got sosig . I am sad now cos Carbon is leeving where we live , I will be a growd up dog wen he comes back to see us and moor sensibal I fink , Roobin x

 

[snowbunny]

Do they itch? My ears itch.

My ears they do not eetch. But I do like the scritches on them. I am sorry yours eetch. Maybe you could suggest a good scritch to your Mama?

But how do you make em stickout like that?

Ah, young Keeper, these ears, they have a mind all of their own. Sometimes they point up to the sky, sometimes out to the sides. Sometimes they point down, but that is only when I am feeling - how you say - appreehenseev. This I do not feel too much these days, so normally the ears they go up or out. If I could teech you how, I would, but, I am sad to say, I know not how they work.

Roobin, you have truly splendiferous ears that look like they are made of the softest material on earth. I would like them to keep on growing and then I will come and take a snooze on them.

Juniper

 

[Aitch]

As a Spanish gentleman to the beeutiful Spanish Senora I will say your ears are like beeutiful sails in the weend. Your eyes are like pools under the moon and your nose is like ze lighthouse of love, xxx

Alex.

 

[edzbird]

moor sensibal I fink

Umm..I don't think so Rooby-doob - I'm 5 and not yet sensible.

- Coco

 

[Jen]

I tooks my bald puppee to the river. And I got to sit shot gun in the car because I can’t be trusted not to clean him all ova.

Mummy said I’m an oaf. That must be a good thing right?!

Stanley

 

[edzbird]

Cocoz an owf too Stanley so it must be gud an I luv Coco so I will luv you too.

- luv Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Lab_adore]

Dad sez I'm an oaf too Stanners so it must be a good thing.

 

[Rosie]

And me! I'm an oaf too!
(And mum says I'm a Godzilla whatever that is)

 

[Granca]

Awww...I wuv you too Tuppy

Are you gonna meet my Mum and Dad wen they go to yookay?

Wifout me

That’s not fair, Maxx. Carn’t you cum too?

Tuppy

 

[Granca]

I’ve had a trowmatic day. The silly door alarm startid beeping when mum woz out and I hated it. It’s very skary. When my favrit yung hooman came home he mendid it, but I woz so skared I hid in the dining room under a chair. My favrit yung hooman made me a little cave with a big box so I felt safe, but I shook and shook for ages and mum had to stand by me wen I had my supper cos I woz still skared.

It’s all better now, but I hope I don’t hav nitemares.

Tuppy

 

[HAH]

Poor Tuppy, that souns reeely upsettin and trowmatix an you wus everso brave to be able to eet your supper. I hopes you don have no nitemares neeva.
I’m orl ‘cited cos we’re gonna see Signor Carbón an his Emilee tomorrow an Curly says I mus get my byuteeslip watever that is. Nite nite frens!
*Kipper*

 

[edzbird]

Tuppy...hope you're feelin better. Beepin stuff is no good.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh no Tuppy, I done like loud beepy noises neither. Did you barkbarkbark at it? There's a big truck at the end of the street and when it does go backwards it beeps beeps beeps. I run to the balcony and bark at it an then I hide under the table. Plz done have nite mares

 

[kateincornwall]

Are you safe this mornin Tuppy ? I fink you are brave xxxxx
Kipper Kipper , hav a nise time with Emileeee and Carbon , they are grate xxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Dad forgotted to block the stairs and look what I did



I'm not a loud on the bed

 

[Jacqui-S]

Yay Maxx!!!

Lilly x

 

[HAH]

Whoohoo Maxx! Well dun frend, I herd the more you do it the more you’re alowd. Like goin on the sofar.
*Kipper*

 

[Naya]

Hope yous not too scared today Tuppy. Mum left me in the car to pay the garage man and the beep beep of the car went off and is was really noisee.
Well dun Maxx, I like mum & dads bed too.......this was how I was sleepin afore they came to bed last nite