The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[MrChew]

I am only alowd on mum and dads bed during the daytime. Now that mum is growing a bald puppy sometimes I halp her nap in the daytime.

 

[Rosie]

I'm not a loud on the bed

...an' that's why you're being very quiet, isn't it???
Hee hee I made a joke did you see what I did there I'm a very clever pongo hee hee
xxx

 

[Candy]

Pongo, not only ar yoo a Supersloof, yoo ar also the ee-pit-tummy of wit.
I fink I luv yoo.
GGJ.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Granca]

I’m much betta tooday thanks. I’m not shor wy I woz so skared yestaday, but I hope that horrid noyse doesn’t happen agen.

Maybe I ort to vestigate getting upstairs. Those beds look cumfy. Am I missing sumthing? (I think yor very cleva, Pongo, x)

Tuppy x

 

[SteffiS]

I sikked everyware after my walk wiv Tom, in my bed, on the floor, everywares, it wos quite spektakular even if I do say so miselfs .
But Mum has not given me any dinners and my tummy is reeellly empty. I need my dinners Mum, there’s a big space where all that sikk wos.

Ripple

 

[Granca]

Oh no, Ripple! Did you eat something nasty on your walk? You must have been feeling really poorly if you didn’t gobble the sick up again. Hope you’re better soon.

Wispa x

 

[SwampDonkey]

I'd give you some of my tea Ripple xxxx

 

[SteffiS]

Mum said it must have been somefing nasty Wispa cos it wos so smelly (and I wuld have gobbled it up but Mum was too quik).
Thank you Rory, I wuld reeellly preceate that, wot have you got? Mine wos tripe, I saw Mum put it in the pantree earlier.

Ripple

 

[SwampDonkey]

Lots of things I had tripe and fish crunchies lambs face skins, swoosh and snackie poos but no ice-cream.

 

[edzbird]

We did get our entire days dinners for breakfast cuz dad is silly. Mum has packaged our dinners up an labelled them an she did ask dad if he'd got the right dinners an he did say "yes yes of course I did" an she did say "why are their boxes empty?" An he did say "norty word" an then he realised...no wonder Meg(an) Sparkle did take so long to eat all hers. Then we did massive poo.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Result Coco what did you. Get for tea? Dad's are silly.

 

[SteffiS]

You is so lucky Rory, that sounds delicshous.

Ripple

 

[edzbird]

Dogs! Dogs! I am on a die it. One where I get EXTRA kibble. Mum says I'm a bit ribby ?? But she's upped me kibble ration today...I'm to have the same as Meg(an) Sparkle.

We've just been on our hollibobs to see nanny & granddad, an the Sparkly one did get taken out loads in the car an I got left, but I like to run around the garden an help in the kitchen so that was OK.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

We went over the see in a nasty bowt an it tuk aiyjis to get ther but I never had to wer me nose caiyj thing this tiyme but I wasnt let loose an I was tayken owt in the car lots an I had warlks in New Briytun, Leeak (wer I did leeak ha ha) an anuther plaiyce calld Duvridge. Loads off sniffs it was aice.

I relly relly did want to biyte nanny & granddad thouw. They do creep arownd like scared an I dont liyke that an I dont like them looking at my eiyes and shouwting "Hoo's a gud gerl" all the tiyme. Luv to be howme now.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[edzbird]

Oh! Oh! Oh! We just had a game of HOZE! First me n Sparkle jumped up and down at dad trying to grab it an get wet, then I took the hoze an ran round with it making Sparkly Girl wet and mum who did squeal and ran in. Love hoze.

- Coco

 

[Cath]

We are having a BBQ tonight lots of sausages .............................Annie

 

[Jacqui-S]

Think here too.
There iz a fire in the gaarden.
Lilly x

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy says my bruvver has been norty today , cos he swimd over the river to the uver side and there was sum big fings with horns , blak and wite ones , Mummy blowd the wisel at him and he swimd bak to her so that was gud I expect . I dont do the swimy fing , cos I am a princess , Nelly xx And and , he eaten the fishy food out the pond x

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

I had a messy tummy last night I cried for pig-mummy at 1am. Pig-mummy came down grumbling because the Pip had only just stopped wailing and gone to sleep then I started wailing. She said "WhatIsTheMATTERPiggy??". I said I need a pooooooooo. Ok Piggy she said, and put her wellies and headtorch on. But by the time we got outside the SNIFFS happened. I smelled a bunny sniff and then a ratty sniff and then an owly sniff and mousey sniffs and then I followed a snail for a while. Pig-mummy appeared to be getting a little irate. "HurryUpPiggy!" she said. Ok I said and followed the snail a bit faster. After 20 minutes pig-mummy took me back inside. "Well you obviously didn't need a poo after all, Piggy" she said as she went back upstairs.

Oh THAT'S what I needed. I had forgotted. So I waited until Pig-mummy had got back into bed and then I started crying again. I need a pooooooo pig-mummy! OhForGodsSake said pig-mummy, Don'tWakeUpThePip! So she took me back outside in the dark. This time I was focused. But I needed to find the perfect bit of grass for my poo. After much careful sniffing I finally found it. But then horror of horrors my perfect bit of grass was occupied by a TOAD. Now, what was I supposed to remember about toads? Was it something about licking them? I tried a little lick but was thwarted by Pig-mummy. She really seemed to be getting quite vexed now so I thought I'd better do my poo quickly although conditions were suboptimal. Anyway by the time we got back in the house the Pip was wailing again. OhForGodsSake said Pig-mummy as she stomped upstairs. I don't know why she was so grumpy, she didn't have anything to do until morning anyway.

 

[Cath]

Did you get sausages Lilly................Annie