The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Hey frens it's been a while. My mum won't get off the tappy thing

I went to skool this morning an my paws were soooo cold. But mum and dad sed I was a good boy cept when I try to give kisses to everyone

So we're in the big car goin' somewhere an it's a long way away an I dont like it. Mums sitting in front of me so I keep licking her head to keep us both amused

 

[Jacqui-S]

No! Annie...
Mum sed it was all too spyceee.
Lilly x

 

[Emily]

Today when mummy and Nathan went out I got 2 Kongs instead of my normal 1!!!!

I gess mummy was makin up for forgetting me yesterday!

 

[Cath]

Poor you Lilly, you should come to our house. Fred and me had lots. Mum said no more or you will be sick Annie. I don't care...............Annie

 

[MrChew]

Mean mum also sed her sossidges were too spycee today. Sumfing called choreezo. They smell so good I had the biggest yum string, but mean mummy ignored me.

Even after I was such a goodboi at the busy, small park with the playground that I'm not supposed to go on and the peeple doing sumthin called tie chee.

 

[Jacqui-S]

Mum gave me a pizzle to make up for no sossidg
Lilly x

 

[Lab_adore]

What's a pizzle Lilly?

 

[Emily]

What's a pizzle Lilly?

oh Maxx you young thing

 

[kateincornwall]

What's a pizzle Lilly?

I herd Mummy say that it is a man cows willie , all dried up , fanci eatin that ! Roobin x

 

[Jacqui-S]

A pizzle is very yummi, thatz wot it iz!
Lilly x

 

[Loraseal]

Mama said beech but guess what... She LIED! She said sorry. Sumfing about twopikul weather and I might get owchy feet and too hot. I did play HOZE Coco. I like it but I wanted to swim in the zee. I have to help mama now wiv fridge watching and help papa with the barbie ding.
Woof Hunter
X

 

[HAH]

So frens - the las three days have been weerd, I’ve bin in the car an out of the car an in the car an out of the car. An then Curly would say ‘come and sniff some stuff’ so I did, then I got sossig wich was gud. But it was all a bit borin at times so I did sleep lots. I fink it’s all dun now, I’m home wiv my Curly an Lofty (as he now likes to bee called) an I kin stretch out an choo my worterin can on the sofar.
*Kipper*

 

[snowbunny]

It is hot today an Mum an dad did drink some fizzy whine to cool down then did have to have a narfternoon nap an we all went sleepies together an now it’s walkees time.

 

[Lab_adore]

I herd Mummy say that it is a man cows willie , all dried up , fanci eatin that ! Roobin x

I finded a bat wing when we were walking to skool but dad prized it out of my mouth

 

[Candy]

It is hot today an Mum an dad did drink some fizzy whine to cool down then did have to have a narfternoon nap an we all went sleepies together an now it’s walkees time.

Me and Mother always have a narfternoon nap even wiv no fizzy whine. It's our speshul time. We do it cos we bofe are snoozy and cos I am GoodGirlJoy. xxxxxxx

 

[MrChew]

GoodGirlJoy I also like nafternoon naps wiv mummy. Sumtimes I get in trouble for squashing her though. Snot my fault I like to snuggle.

I had a vomit this morning. Mum sed I must've scavinged sumthing. I dont know what that means. I tried to go downstairs to do it, but the gate wuz closed cos mum and dad were sleeping so I did it at the top of the stairs and cleaned it up myself before mum got there.

 

[edzbird]

I sikked the uther day to Chewis..I did massive grass sik and dad did come howme furst an dis cuver it and he duz not like sik at all and it waz to grassy for me to eet again - I knowe, wat a waiyste an Coco didunt want it eether so dad had to cleen up an he went in the howle in the roof an got a big orinj mashine owt which aiyte water in or on the carpit an then there was no siyne of sik. Majik!

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Cath]

Mum and me had a afternoon nap yesterday on the bed, until Dad and Annie came up and woke us up...............................Fred

 

[Jacqui-S]

I tuk this pik of Soapy and the rug.
Pfft.
That waz my spot til I got up to stretzh owt.

 

[Granca]

Lilly, you’ve been robbed! Complain to dogline. Have you tried grabbing a toy and shoving it under her nose? Always works for me. Tuppy just jumps off to play... and I jump up onto the sofa!

Wispa x