Hola todooos! Foster lady says I should say a big "
Feliz Navidad" to all of you, even if I don't really know what that means. I know what Christmas markets are, though, because there are so many here in Germany. Christmas markets are where lots and lots of humans get together in one place and drop food on the ground. Yum, yum!
Que rico!
When I last talked to you all, we were about to go to a special Christmas market. But you know what happened? Rain from above!
Aye, aye, aye! As it turns out, Fine and her human Nadine also do not like rain from above. And even in my beautiful new
@SwampDonkey purple raincoat, I did not want to walk in the rain. Two steps and I told foster lady, "I need a cookie to suffer like this!". Then she would give me a cookie and I would walk two more steps and forget the first cookie and say - again - "I need a cookie to suffer like this!".
Foster lady just shook her head and said, "Carbon, you are full of beans!"
What does this mean,
mis amigos, "full of beans"?
So between my suffering and Nadine and Fine also complaining about the wet from above, foster lady made what she calls an "executive decision" (this means she puts on her own grumpy
pantalones and gets bossy) and said, "We\re going to my favorite restaurant instead!"
At first I was oh so
feliz, because this restaurant smelled soooo deleeecious. And do you know what, they bring dog water bowls on a silver platter along with beer for humans! There were lots of other dogs in the restaurant, too, because I could hear them 'woof' every once in a while, plus I could see the servers bring out the silver trays with dog bowls. What a great place!
Of course Fine got more attention than yours truly, the handsomest
guapo-est Spanish gentleman dog. Really, there is no accounting for taste. But I think it is because Fine was in a chair in her backpack.
Vale, that IS pretty cute. It is hard to fight the cute that that is,
no?
But even from my spot on the floor, I could see all around...and SMELL all around. Dinner, here we come!
And then the dinner did come.
Aye, aye, aye. Bavarian food is ALL meat. Do you see those sausages just for ME?
Except that they weren't!
No, no, no! Because Fine was sitting right next to her human, she got all the food! None for me! Fine's human is all smiles, but she gave me NO FOOD.
Evil, I tell you,
diablo.
So I had to get up a couple times and try to convince the table next to ours that I was a poor abused dog who never ate a day in my life. I got some pets, but foster lady - horrible human that she is too - told the nice people not to feed me.
Que horrible, que bruja! I do not love her anymore!
And Fine ate so much that she couldn't even sit up straight in her backpack anymore.
After our dinner in the restaurant - ha, ha, dinner for SOME but not ALL! - we had a walk through the old town to take Fine and her human home. I did get lots of special treats from foster lady and she told me how
guapo and
inteligente I am, so I forgave her a little. And
de verdad, the truth is that she fed me a very big tasty dinner BEFORE we went out to the restaurant, so MAYBE I wasn't exactly starving.
Still, next time I want my own backpack so that I can sit in a chair and be hand fed too. Maybe for Christmas I will ask Santa Claus if Fine's human can adopt ME. She seems much more reasonable about food than foster lady.
Que? What? What was that?
Oh,
vale... foster lady tells me that Santa Claus has already come today and that I'll just have to stay here with her instead of going to live with Fine. But foster lady DID give me lots of special treats today and I had a two hour walk with some good dog friends and even a swim in the river. So I guess I will just stick it out with foster lady for a leeeetle while longer. I do think she is trainable, so
vamos a ver, let's see how it goes!
Un grande grande feliz navidad to all my Labrador friends and dog friends and human friends and even cat friends like baby Stoli. I hope you had a big dinner like I did and got all the presents you wanted!