Hola todos!
ML and I are working hard this morning. Bueno, she is working hard and I am cheering her on in a very gentlemanly way by having a siesta next to her on our sofa. It is very difficult to be me, no? Entonces, we are working hard now and then ML's week holiday from work officially starts TODAY! I am not really sure what a holiday is, but what I am hoping is that she does not stare at the computer so much and takes me 'outside' more.
ML and I have a leeeeetle problem with 'outside', can you believe it? I LOVE outside and ML used to love outside, but not so very much anymore. When we are outside, she does a lot of jumping up and down and yelling, "OhnoCarboncomebackheredonteatthatohmygodohmygod". No, amigos, I do not understand it either. However it happens when I decide to run far across the beach to meet a new dog or human friend, or when I eat deleeeecious poo along the Coastal Path, or deleeeeecioous pasty wrappers in town. De verdad, seriously, can you believe humans throw away pasty wrappers like trash? Que locos, what a load of crazy!
As I was saying, when I do these COMPLETELY normal Labrador things, ML gets so angry that she cannot even look at me anymore. Last week I ran to meet new friends on the beach, who in a completely inexplicable reaction, did not want to meet me and in fact were quite brusque with me! ML came to join me and say nice words to the dogs' humans and then took me away from them. She did not speak to me for a whole day afterwards. She did not even speak to Monkey! This made me very sad and confused. De verdad, really, all I was doing was meeting new friends and helping her do the same. Why does she not appreciate my efforts?
She also says I am no fun to walk in town or on the Coastal Path. She says, "OhmygodCarbonallyoudoiseatcrapontheground!!" and that she cannot enjoy the scenery or take photographs because she always has to watch out for things I might eat. Again, what a load of loco! I can certainly watch out for things to eat on the ground all by myself: in fact I am VERY good at finding deleeeeecioous things on the ground. She should just relax and enjoy the view!
Humans: who understands them?!
All off this is to explain that we do not go out very much anymore because it makes ML mad. What "it" is, I cannot exactly tell you, my friends, but it means that we do not have activities to do together that we both enjoy - except my 6am surfing adventures, where there are no other friends on the beach to visit and I am too busy surfing to look for food on the ground.
ML says her goal for this week of holiday is to find something to do that we BOTH enjoy. She says that means no beach or off lead after 7am, and trying to go places without deleeeeecioous food on the ground. Dios mio! How am I supposed to enjoy THAT?! ML says she will bring me my own treats so I will not miss the wild ones, but nature is always best, no? The thrill of the hunt, the roulette wheel of "Will it stay down in my handsome belly or will it come back up so that I can enjoy eating it all over again?"! I kind of doubt that ML is willing to shove delieeecious sheep poo into her walking bag and sausages just cannot compete.
Vale, ok...all that to say that ML would like me to ask you very smart forum dogs and people: do you have any ideas for holiday activities that we could try that we might BOTH like?