I follow the trainer who I used when Red was a puppy on Facebook. He put this on this morning
Living with a dog is an honour and privilege…….
Here are some of the things you can expect to experience and what you will become
Unwavering love.
Years of play and excitement.
Enthusiastic daily greetings.
Undivided attention.
Non judgemental (sometimes!!)
You will always have a Personal Chaperone to the fridge.
You will Never sit comfortably on a chair or sofa again.
You will be a lifelong VIP poo picker upper.
You are now a doggy Personal chef that can NEVER be late with service.
You provide FREE DHS cover forever (doggy health service)
You run a lifetime doggy taxi and don’t complain about the mud coz they ain’t listening.
Your daily uniform is like a semi waterproof hobo, ready for outdoor activities any day/time/weather/astrological season.
But we still love them and they still are indifferent to us 🫣
Thank Dog
Dog Trainer Lee