Trixie did this, in Chapters....only to some poor guy's back side! parted the guy's cheeks. He was, no surprise, thoroughly offended!My most worst embarrassing moment was whilst walking through a busy Spanish market. Lottie stuck her nose firmly into the poor woman in fronts bum. The women turned round sharply and very nearly slapped my OH around the head, she let out a tirade of Spanish loud enough for the whole market to hear. She hadn’t noticed Lottie and clearly thought it was my OH touching her up.
No amount of apologies were enough to reassure her it was Lottie not OH.
