The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

Me Neva but we are getting something's from Yorkshir soon. Better be bloody nice

 

[Candy]

Fings from Yorkshire is nice Rory. I am from Yorkshire and I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess Mother ses now we is going to get blackberries for pudding and gin. I will help becos I am GGJ. xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I hoped it's you GGJ XXX

 

[MrChew]

Me Neva but we are getting something's from Yorkshir soon. Better be bloody nice

I hope it's a food!

 

[Selina27]

Nobody sends me packijs.

Mebbe one day Chewhewie. You might get sumfing reely speshul one day yoo nevva no.

 

[MrChew]

Mebbe one day Chewhewie. You might get sumfing reely speshul one day yoo nevva no.

I spose my food comes in packijs and mum always adds in some toys because "she can't resist."

 

[edzbird]

I eets a black berry yistday an it woz niyce and mum did give me anuther won tooday on our wark an I forget wot it is so I spat it in the gutter an mum sed "oh meg wy you spit it owt?" an sh did poiynt it to me an so I snaffld it. Niyce.

- Meg(an) Sparle

 

[Candy]

Frends, I have to report that pickin blackberries is NOTHING LIKE as citing as Mother made it sound. Me nose got prickled an I got bored. Then some biggish person puppies came an went all skweeky an sed Oh my dog that is so cyoot. So l picked up a big long stick an did reely good fast zoomies all round their legs. They did lots more skweeking an Mother sed Oh my dog wite jeens Joy come! An I did an that was the end of the blackberry pickin thank Dog an I got liverpaste for bein GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Jen]

Today has been my worsest ever day.

Daddy gets up and went to work.

Then mummy gots up and I gave her my breakfast face. She said no Stanley daddy will have given you your breakfast but daddy hadn’t

I have starved all all all day (apart from the beef and bisky bones I gotted). I kept looking sadly at my bowl but mummy said no Stanley I’m not falling for it.

Then daddy told her he hadn’t given me it and I’ve been neglected all day. Mummy feels really really bad as she should.

So I got lots of kibbles for my tea.

Stanley

 

[SwampDonkey]

Are you gonna leave stanners? Cuz that's abuse that is. Or are youz goin to milk it?

 

[Jen]

Are you gonna leave stanners? Cuz that's abuse that is. Or are youz goin to milk it?

I fink I’ll just milk it.

I don’t want to leave, I fink they’d miss me too much.

Stanley

 

[edzbird]

Oh DOG! Stanley...that's awful. Definitely milk it. Milk it for all your worth.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

Milk it Stanley! That is just wot I wood do.
Yor frend GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SteffiS]

I went to see bum lady for jeckshuns (I fort it wos BUN lady so I wos a bit dizapointed to start wiv cos there wos no buns at all).
Bum lady and Mum spent ages torking bout newtring (Ripple said that’s cuttin your bits off ). But they have dicided that becos I am a good boy I can wait and mite not need newtring. I am goin to be a reeellly reeellly good boy for ever and ever .

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[kateincornwall]

Toffee mate , i do not like the sound of that newtring fing , fink I`d best be extrer gud too , we shall be gud togetha , Roobin xxx

 

[Jen]

Oh actually.. that might have been my worstest ever day when they took my balls

Stanley

 

[SwampDonkey]

I've still got mine they are massive.

 

[Selina27]

I've still got mine they are massive.

R they rawrie, are they? I do fink I mite love yoo even more than evva.....

 

[Selina27]

Oh Stanners that is defo abus. I would hav got on her lap and stared in her face and said I HAVE NOT HAD ENUFF FOOD, WHAT IS RONG WIV YOO?????