The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

I will mak a joke. He he he
I yam a firedog see tis funny. Me Iver I make a joke

 

[Jen]

I trieded to lick the bald puppee and he grabbed my tongue

Stanley

 

[Candy]

Tee Hee Iver I fink yor joke is very funny. Stanley I hope yor tung did not get sore. Yoo need it for licking an eating fings
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Just yoo wate til yor hoomans lite the fire little Iver, that is a luvlee time. I fink Mother shood lite our fire today cos I got veryvery wet on bofe walks. But Mother just sed Nono Joy we wood be toooohot. Here is me being a Firedog wiv me Partyanimal collar on.I fink yoo will find I am qwite pritty
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

hay GGJ me n Coco did get verry wet this mornin too cuz we walked in clowds and thay wuz raiyening insiyde the clowds but we carnt be fiyer dog cus we got no fiyer so wot I did woz rub meself on the soffa. hehe.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Candy]

I had me dressin gowns on. I wood hav liked the fire mor. Mother still sed nononotyetjoy. Mother is a bit meen sumtimes.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Night night everybody I wee'd I poo'd now I goz sweeps.

 

[chrisc831]

Night night lil iver, hopes yoo sleeps fru night, youz is safe, n Rawry will be neerbye

 

[Candy]

Rory will keep yoo allsafe. Rory is a Goodboy. I love Rory cos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[MrChew]

Hello Iver! I am Chewie an I luv bein firedog too. Maybe we can be firedoggos together?

 

[snowbunny]

Night night everybody I wee'd I poo'd now I goz sweeps.

Juss one poo is not enuff poos. My first nite Mum sez I did at leest seven poos. You ken beat it I no you ken!
Squidge

 

[Candy]

Oooooo! Squidge! Thas loads of pooos! I don't fink I hav evaeva done so menny pooooos in won day! But of corse I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[snowbunny]

It wiz a lot for a little Squidge. An I sat in it, too. Few times. Hehehe. Mum had to kip cleanin me up an the pen too.
We laff bout it now. Wuz only me laffin that furst nite.
Squidge

 

[Candy]

It wiz a lot for a little Squidge. An I sat in it, too. Few times. Hehehe. Mum had to kip cleanin me up an the pen too.
We laff bout it now. Wuz only me laffin that furst nite.
Squidge

Yuss Squidge. Mother ses she bets it wos onlee yoo larfin. But I fink I can do a smoll chuckle in Sisterhood, can't I?
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[snowbunny]

Yuss Squidge. Mother ses she bets it wos onlee yoo larfin. But I fink I can do a smoll chuckle in Sisterhood, can't I?
GGJ xxxxxxx

Yoo kin do a smoll chukkel or a big gruffaw. Juss don pee yor pants

 

[SteffiS]

Wen I wos smol somebodies kept pooin in my bed , yous must watch out Ivers in case they poo in your bed. Nobodies poos in my bed now, well part from uvver nites wen I had been seeside, somebodies did poo sand in my bed in the nite .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[SwampDonkey]

I don't got a bed Toffee. I poo on gravelly and no one poo'd or wee'd in my bed. I played with Rawvee he's my frewnd I licked is willy he ant got no boobies I looked but no.

 

[Jen]

The bald puppee has kennel coff.

I said to daddy that maybe he should go to the bum man. But daddy says that if mummy takes him again she’ll be getting sectshuned for having munchausens.

I best not get it. I didn’t have that vaxunation this time cos I don’t goes to daycare anymore.

Stanley

 

[Candy]

Stay away from the bald puppee Stanley! We don't want yoo catching Kennel Coff, I fink that can be narsty.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Jen]

If I coffed that loud I’d get tolded off.

Stanley