The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

I ated a sponge yesterday day maybe day before. my poos spongy. He he he
Iver the bouncy bottom

 

[edzbird]

On holiday. Well, "holiday" really. My Sparkle gets a car ride n I stay home. Think I'm missing out. Did get ham and beans though so not all bad/unfair.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

I've bin drivin abowt an ad a wee in Chesta on plastic gras any barkd at lowds of peepil. Ad beenz n ham. Niyce. Stuk on me leed n harness. Not ferr.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[snowbunny]

I gotta go VET tomorrow. Difren vet to normal cuz we’re in Dora. Mum sez he’s luvlee an I did meet him wen I wuz tiny but I don member.
Squidge

 

[Lab_adore]

Hello? Frens you there? I nicked a Tappy thing so I could say g'day. I'm having fun with all my noo frens here but I miss my Mum and Dad

 

[kateincornwall]

Ello Maxx , I bin finkin of you cos your Mummy keeps showin fotos and they are not upside down land ! I fink they will be bak soon so yu just enjoy your play times , they mite bring yu presents , Roobin xxx

 

[HAH]

‘Looo Maxx!! S’luffly to ear frum you, I’m very pleezed you’re hafin fun with your noo frens, well dun fur sneekin an weeslin Piggy-style onto a tappy thing. I reckons yore Mum and Dad are missin you too, but they don’ haf lots of dog frens to run round with. We shud feel sorry for them . But they’ll be home before you no it - make sures you saves up lotsov liks an bundles ov hair for em so they feel loved.
*Kipper*

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx, Maxx hope your noo frens are ace...if you do need a break you can come here and be naughty...

H - fluzy

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx, hope you are having fun, but you can't come here yet. Maybe in a few weeks if your hoomans are not back yet.
Hope you are safe though cause I heard there are lots of scary smells near where you are...

V

Ppppssss: are you naked, because your hoomans are spreading your fur around....

 

[SteffiS]

I got a girl frend . Her name is Pixie an she looks jus like me, and she is bootiful .

Toffee - so in love

 

[Selina27]

I got a girl frend

Ooooh la lah Thats nyce Toffeesoinluv

 

[SwampDonkey]

Chintzy ahoy!

 

[Natalie]

I got a girl frend . Her name is Pixie an she looks jus like me, and she is bootiful .

Toffee - so in love

Make sure Ripple doesn't steal her, Toffee, that's what big bruvvers do

 

[snowbunny]

I met a gowldeetreever this mornin. She is only a yeer old an she was funfunfun! She can play an zoom almost as goodly as me. But she carn zoomie wiv gluvs as goodly as me. I nicked her daddee's gluv an did zoomee zoomee zoomee an evryone laffed. When I did venshully giv it bak, he gave it to the goldeetreever but she din hold it proplee an it did fall in the snow. So I had to grab it an zoomee zoomee zoomee agen.

It woz weerd tho, cuz her daddy kept callin her Luna. I fort that was my name for wen I hav to be seeryus.

Squidge

 

[Candy]

Wos she very big pleeze Squidge?
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[snowbunny]

Wos she very big pleeze Squidge?
GGJ xxxxxxx

She woz allsmoll for a goldeetreever but still a bit biggerun me. An her bottom wozn ennywhere neer as round.

Fink sheez prolly hooge for yoo tho, GGJ cuz yoo iz proply allsmoll. s'OK tho cuz my mum sez the bess things come in smoll packages. Cept bottoms, obvoosly.

Squidge

 

[Candy]

Fankyou Squidge. Sumtimes I am a bit frytend of big dogs that's all. But not so much if they is girl dogs, nono.
Yor frend GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess my Mother also ses Good Fings come in Small Packages. Must be troo then!

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy did put this fing in ower sitting room, it lucks pretty and I am bein a gud boy , I oni snifed it wonce . Mummy sed she usualy has some over stuff rownd the bottom of this fing , but she finks I mite get them , as if , Roobin x

 

[SteffiS]

Make sure Ripple doesn't steal her, Toffee, that's what big bruvvers do

But I’ve got something Ripple hasn’t .

Toffee - so in love