The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

I don’t like the look of that darlick. I think I would bark if I met one, so I hope there aren’t any here. Mum says there used to be a very cute metal dog called K9. I wonder if that would be scary too?

Wispa
 

Lab_adore

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I wanna see the darlick!

Guess what? It rained!! For only about ten minnits but I ran out and jumped around!

Mums cooking somethin' called slow cooked lam and it's been cooking for ages an the smell is making puddles of drewel an drivin me nuts. I better get some :mad:

Vanilla I tried what you said an ran to mum when she blowed the whissle and you were right! She gave me the treets straight away. You're cleva :D
 

Beanwood

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My name is Romeo...I am stayin wif my new family in England. I speaks the same as Casper, he is from the Ireland too, but he SWEARS more than I do. Bramble is pritty, but I don tink she likes me...:shake:.. but Benson is fun so that's OK. I been runnin and runnin all the time...! I love to run! Then my new mummy smiles and laughs at me! Then I gets a KONG!! wow!! Do you all get kongs too?? That's it for now...I am tired, so need to sleep and think about things.
 

Beanwood

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Hi Romeo, I'm Ripple and I like poo do you like poo? I've just got an annoying little bruvver, I think you would have been a better bruvver as he can't do runnin.

Ripple
Can you run an run Ripple? I have never don it before...sometimes I snuck out and runned....but wasn't supposed too. Now I can run anywhere. But I have to be careful, cos my new mum disappears!!!! So I can run but have to watch out for my new mummy. I was worred. But then had soddige. You sound like fun...are you in England too????
 
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You sound like fun...are you in England too????
I'm in Scotland, I think that's nearly England, more nearly than Ireland my mum says as it is all joined together.
I love runnin, specially if I'm looking for poo and retrieves, I like runnin and hunting for retrieves and swimmin too.

Ripple
 
Hello Romeo, Welcome and hope you are having fun. I can't image that Casper is more naughtier than you, he looks so 'fasisticated'. But maybe that is just a front....apparently I speak funny, same as Maxx. Not sure what they mean, we all speak dog. run up to new dog, sniff bumbum and then play. same everywhere is it not?

Told you Maxx it always works. Have you got Sardines in Red sauce yet????? They are the best and make me come everytime...but somehow I don't always get a treat when it goes 'pipipip', but most times I do. Here it has been raining and raining and raining. Everything is wet and muddy, I like mud it is the best
 
Mummy took me to the next vilig today cos they have a humongus feeld and the sine says All Dog Welcome if you pic up ! I did wonder wat this ment , did I have to be carid ? Annother sine said Please keep dogs off the wikit , don't now wat that meant . Anyways , I was racing round and round the edge of the feeld , it was grate fun, there were other dogs too , and just wen we were having a good time , a man in a wite coat blewd his wistle and parently that means we have to clear off ! There were sum other men in wite trousers , Mummy said they were going to play crikit so she put my leed on . We walked by the pavilion and a nice lady came out and gave me a tini peece of cake , wich was kind if her , I fink we will go back agin , Nelly x
 
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