Luckily I don't remember the last time I touched cash!No one seems to have mentioned money, as in cash, it's all about public transport or handrails. Every time you handle coins or a note you are touching something that is covered in germs. 50 years ago my dad used to tell me to wash my hands after touching money, think of what people have done with their hands before handing you that change![]()
I always get told off off my dad for never having cash and paying for everything on card. I’m glad I do now!Luckily I don't remember the last time I touched cash!
Yes, merchant fees are a killer.Cash is king for a small business like mine, credit/debit card charges by the provider really add to the overheads, but it is filthy.
What about the buttons on a card machine though? And all the touch screens which are now everywhere like the bank, mcdonalds, libraries, ticket machines, etc. etc. Bet they don't get cleaned, yuk.
I ike Cushelle (Not sure how to spell it!). I walk Rourke on a footpath over the fields which is off a private road, at the bottom of the road is a toilet roll company, well they have enormous rolls of paper which they probably send out to other firms to make into toilet rolls.How about this for a loo roll?
'Don't panic,' says loo roll boss
Talking of loo roll, what brand does everyone recommend? I gave up on supermarket own brands as you need triple the amount, Andrex are terrible now as well, instead of two sheets, it's four.
Homer plays this game too. When I’m cleaning my Tarth he sneaks in behind me and knocks the roll off then takes it off for a quiet bit of shredding into toilet roll snowflakes.Naughty Meg(an) Sparkle likes to nudge the loo roll off the holder. If she does it while I am busy elsewhere, she will unroll it, chop it into lengths and put little teef-holes in it. She doesn't eat it though. I have to wrap the holey, damp paper back onto the roll and replace it. It's dry by the time I come home from work. This is becoming a very extravagant game.
It only it was unrollling that could be rolled back up rather than soggy slobbery chewed up 20p size pieces all over the carpet.I wonder if the Andrex puppy is based on a real dog then![]()
Every one of my Labs has had at least one 'Andrex Moment' as a puppy! They all grew out of it though.I wonder if the Andrex puppy is based on a real dog then![]()