The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Jacqui-S]

GGJ I fink yur mummy needs to give my sofee lessunz in how to keep the fireinametalbox red and hot and not go owt.

Lilly x

 

[Candy]

Lilly, I asked Mother abowt this. She ses praps she has a fing cawled a Nunfairadvantage cos her Dad taught her to do this wen she wos ten for extra bone money an then she married a Fireman an evvrywon nose they are good at fires!
Comesinhandy at times she ses.
GGJ xxxxxxx.

 

[SteffiS]

I went to beech yesterdiys . And I did runnin and fetchin and sum swimmin but it was a bit brrr . And I helped some peeples wiv their piknik, then I wos doin diggin and there wos somebodies wiv big stick fings that went beep beep BEEEEP, and then they did DIGGIN AS WELL so I went and helped them wiv their diggin and I fink they wos so pleased cos they waved their arms around lodes. But Mum said I mustnt help them anymore so we had to go home for some zzzzzzz.

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[HAH]

Igotta noo snuffamatt!!! My Beardy-wiv-no-beard did get me a NOO SNUFFAMAT!! It’s the BEST an it got loads of different bits an it’s mor diffcult than my other snuffmat. Here’s me wiv it:

*Kipper*

 

[Candy]

Igotta noo snuffamatt!!! My Beardy-wiv-no-beard did get me a NOO SNUFFAMAT!! It’s the BEST an it got loads of different bits an it’s mor diffcult than my other snuffmat. Here’s me wiv it:
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*Kipper*

Ooooh! Kipper! That snuffamat is Zacklythesameasmine! Mother ses it's different cullers ackshully but lets not split hares. I fink it mite be kwite nice to split and chomp on a hare wiv you but ennyway they is LUVLEE snuffamats isn't they? Wich is yor faverit bit? I fink I like awl the little frinjy bits that yoo is just cashooally leenin yor paws over best.
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess yoo is very hansum.

 

[Candy]

Pee pee Ess
Mine is a bit more chood.

 

[HAH]

Pee pee Ess
Mine is a bit more chood.

They is luffly snuffmats GGJ an I’m so cited we haff the same snuffmat!! Maybe one day we cud share a snuffmat? If that wudnt be too presumshus?
*Kipper*

 

[Candy]

They is luffly snuffmats GGJ an I’m so cited we haff the same snuffmat!! Maybe one day we cud share a snuffmat? If that wudnt be too presumshus?
*Kipper*

I fink if we can split hares then sharing a snuffamat cood not bedeemed presumshus Kipper an maybe wonday it will awl happen ancumtroo! But I fink our hoomans is all beinabitstrange jus now so we mite haftowate till they is beinmorenormal agen. Dognose wen that will be!
In the meentime I yam yorfrendandadmirer
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Frens, I bin to the alien bum man vet Dokta Joolian and he pulled my legs and prodded my paws. I got medisin for my sorepaw and I'm not aloud to go for walks or do jumpin or bouncin. It's not fun at all

Kipper fren, my Mum asks Dad to get a snuffamat every time he orders my food and stuff but meenie never gets it. I gotta put my paw down cos I reely reely want wun.

 

[VanillaBean]

Hope you feel better soon Maxx....no good not being allowed for walkies and jumping. So now you need a snuffamat a very large one. Your hoomans need to go and get one today so that you have something to do. Otherwise who knows what you will get up too when you can't walks....

Kipper love your matt, we have one too, well I had one until the little one arrived and now have to share...think I need a new one...

Toffee, did you get plenty of food on the picnic???? and helping digging is good, I just don't understand why they always wave their arms and hands about...I mean digging the air is not helping....

Vanilla

 

[Lab_adore]

FRENS FRENS FRENS!!!

Mum put her paw down on my behalf and just buyed a snuffamat on heebay!

An guess what else? It is EXACTRY the same as Fren Kippers!!

Gunna take a hole weak to get here though. That is seventy seven naps away

 

[SwampDonkey]

You guys we can't save no snuffy mats cos Rawi is s norty an eats stuff like dat E does sillies like dat. Ging says no Rawi you is a tool so no snuffy for us. I fink Rory is proper norty for eatin stuff. Hope you legs better soon upside down big doggie.
Iver the snuffleless

Peee ssss I finkin about instigating a rain of terror, witvyou guys think?

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx that is good, but we think it be quicker if she flys and gets it, that be no more than 2 days/maybe 3 days. and that would only be 22 or 33 naps away...

Iver I think you should and get Rory to help you....rain rain terror terror...please share once completed...

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging give me less food cos she say big boys get less food. Is dis troo? Do big boys get less food, it can't be troo

 

[HAH]

Yes Iver it is troo that big boys get less food. Iyam sorry to tells ya. Utherwise we turns into smorl ponies which I think might be fun but my Curly says no.

Maxx my fren, iyam SOOOOO cited you’re gettin the same snuffmat as me!! It’s brilliant, I did 4goes last night an it was great fun an I did get all the tasty things. Only 75 sleeps to go!
*Kipper*

 

[SwampDonkey]

No no no Mr Kipper it can't be troop. I will die.

 

[kateincornwall]

Today it is Antis birfday , an Mummy is takin presints ova to Antis howse . I did offa to cary the cake but Mummy sed no , I carnt fink why , Roobin xxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Rawi say no and I'm too sleepi save rain of terror til later zzxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Hello frends, speshully Kipper and Maxx (such hansum boys!)
I fort yoo mite like to see my demunstrayshun of wot to do wiv a Snuffamat. I fink yoo will find I yam kwite a nexpert.
This is how to start outKwite gentlee yoo see. Then my favrit bitand agen Gettin serius nowand this is how to finishoff!Love from GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Ohhhh GGJ I wan wun of them!!!!
Oweo