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I went to see bum lady Jane. She hurt my mouth. So I screamed and screamed and screamed til ging came. Everything was very strange. She gave hugs and took me home. I had hugs and food and pooed on the living room rug. Ging said I was havin a bad trip. She gave me more food snuggled me up on the sofa and made that dick Iver leave me alone. I did not feel like playing with silly baby dog. I am feeling much more tranquil this morning,. I had my brekkie a poo outside and now I will nap.
Rory the romantic poet.
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Got me snuffamat! It's ace. At first I thought you is s'posed to rip all the bits off but mum sits wif me an shows me how to snuffal. I love my mum but she is too bizzy at werk on the tappy thing. View attachment 19708
Maxx! That snuffamat is EGGZACKLY the same as mine! For a minit I fort Mother had sent yoo mine! Sawlrite thow, it's still here.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx.
 

HAH

Moderator
Location
Devon, UK
MAXX MAXX THAT’S MY SNUFFAMAT!! How did it get to ‘straya fur you to playwith when I’ms asleep and then it’s back here now I’m awake?!! It is magick?
what is your favorite bits? My favorite is the biskits that apeer an i thinks most of em hide in the little fringey bits but the really tasty biskits are in the other bits an it all changes round so I haff to make sure I check EVRYWERE all over so I don’t miss none of the biskits. I am very good at it. Also when I first got our snuffamat I did haff to parade it round the house becos I wus soproud but now iyam patient and I just carry it to the snuffmat room and wait for the fun.
*Kipper*
 
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