The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

I wes at Playgwoop yesterday at the big normus feeld , we did lots of gility cos Anna was tryin to keep us away from the pond an the mud , well it dint werk Anna It wes worf havin to be washed down , oh yes it wes an wen I got home, Anna sed I was brilient , I fink she loves me Roobin xx

Roobin I fink evvrywon loves yoo.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

MAXX MAXX THAT’S MY SNUFFAMAT!! How did it get to ‘straya fur you to playwith when I’ms asleep and then it’s back here now I’m awake?!! It is magick?
what is your favorite bits? My favorite is the biskits that apeer an i thinks most of em hide in the little fringey bits but the really tasty biskits are in the other bits an it all changes round so I haff to make sure I check EVRYWERE all over so I don’t miss none of the biskits. I am very good at it. Also when I first got our snuffamat I did haff to parade it round the house becos I wus soproud but now iyam patient and I just carry it to the snuffmat room and wait for the fun.
*Kipper*

Fringey bits are the best! Fringey bits are the best!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

MAXX MAXX THAT’S MY SNUFFAMAT!! How did it get to ‘straya fur you to playwith when I’ms asleep and then it’s back here now I’m awake?!! It is magick?
what is your favorite bits? My favorite is the biskits that apeer an i thinks most of em hide in the little fringey bits but the really tasty biskits are in the other bits an it all changes round so I haff to make sure I check EVRYWERE all over so I don’t miss none of the biskits. I am very good at it. Also when I first got our snuffamat I did haff to parade it round the house becos I wus soproud but now iyam patient and I just carry it to the snuffmat room and wait for the fun.
*Kipper*

Kipper and GGJ frens, I yam still lerning cos Mum sed I am too impashent. The fringy bits well they are FRUSTRATING cos I cant find the kibble for ages.

I dunno how Mum got yors Kipper and then sent it back cos it's here now an I just had a play on it. These hoomans are pretty cleva sumtimes

I had my first proper walk yesterday since I had sorepaw leg. An we ran into my best fren Spencer an I was aloud to have a little run on the beech wif him. It was ace

 

[edzbird]

Fownd cat poo. Yumm yumm YUMM. Got toweld off for triyin to snafl it. Peepl ar boring sum tiymes.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Candy]

Hello, is ennywon there? This is Me, Tess. Do you remember me? I am back at Joy's house and there is a luvlee warm thing. Joy ses it's a Fireinametalbox. Tis eversonice. Can't reely get near it cos Joy's there. So I will just lie in her downstairs bed insted!
Tess xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Hi Tess! Missed you. But gud to have you back.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

My frend Tess is back! We hav hadsum treets an we hav hadsum games an now Tess is in me downstairs bed so I will just have to have the Fireinametalbox all to meself! Mother ses Peeceatlast.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[HAH]

Hellow Tess! S’luffly to hear frum you. How long you staying at GGJ’s?

Hellow GGJ! Do you mine yore fren Tess steelin yore bed? My fren Jambow does that wen he comes to stay but I don’t mine cus Curly says he’s deep rived an don haf his own bed so we mus share. Is Tess deep rived?
*Kipper*

 

[Candy]

Hello Kipper, GGJ here. I asked Tess if she finks she is deep rived an she ses if it meens she can lie in me bed then the arnser is yes.
So here I yam by the Fireinametalbox.
Sallrite reely.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

I got lotsa beds GGJ, do you want wun of mine?

 

[Candy]

That's Evvasokind of yoo Maxx. Yooshally I hav free beds, but now Tess has took one. Mother ses I still can hav free cos Tess has brung a bed wiv her, so that's for beds, so if she has won I can still hav free. But I want my yooshoowal free beds wot I yooshally hav awl to myself.
Pee Ess Mother ses But Joy now Tess is in her Veryown bed so now yoo hav got yor yooshoowal free beds awl to yorself.
Oh Yes! So I hazzzzzzzz
Nightnight
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Night night fren GGJ and awl the doggies in yookay cos mum sed it is night time there now. It's strange being upsidedown cos heer I is just settling in for my morning nap after walk and brekkie

 

[Selina27]

Hello Frens.

Ive got a Punckcha. Parrentlee. I did go to the vetz and they did look at the whole in my leg and they did say "ooo thatz deep, yoo betta have some aunty byotiks"

Tis awlrite thoo cos I didnt even no Ive got a Punckcha, not reely, I lik it a little bit. It is heelin reely but it is verry verry deep so we dont want infekkshon.

Persun said I bin running on Drennalen when I go scenty scenty hunty hunty and I must have jumped onna stik.

Soon be betta

Casssseeee Oooo

 

[HAH]

Oooo Casseeeee, souns like you’re beein everso brayve! I reckons your scenty scenty hunty hunty muss be proper impressiv an I’d surely loike to see it oneday.

I hopes your aunty biotiks is tasty an you get rid of your Punckcha very soon so you can go scenty scenty hunty hunty agin.
Love and liks
*Kipper*

 

[Selina27]

I reckons your scenty scenty hunty hunty muss be proper impressiv an I’d surely loike to see it oneday.

 

[SwampDonkey]

You so brave Cassie,. We love U

 

[Candy]

Hope yor Punckcha gets betta Veryvery soooon Cassie. Punckchas and fings like that get betta qwicker wiv lotsandlots of extra foodantreats. Got to keep yor strengf up.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Selina27]

lotsandlots of extra foodantreats.

Ooooh yes yoo are right GGJ

An sleepin on sofas

 

[edzbird]

Quick question Frens....has anyone managed to actually CATCH their tail? It's soooooooo close.

- Coco

 

[Jen]

Coco I get mine all the time mate! You just gotta be cleverer than it!

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