Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
But Duncan, if yoo are a Goodboy and do retreeves nicely then yoo get TREETS! Treets is luvlee! 
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxxx.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxxx.
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- Isle of Man
<swoon> Dunck yoo ar soe luvvlee 
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
Do you like bad boyz miss Sparkles? I am a bad bad boy<swoon> Dunck yoo ar soe luvvlee
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
If you play it right you get em anyway. I don't work for free actually I don't work! ha ha haBut Duncan, if yoo are a Goodboy and do retreeves nicely then yoo get TREETS! Treets is luvlee!
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxxx.
- Location
- Isle of Man
Wel I am a relly Bad Gerl, so yeh, I luv a Bad Boy.Do you like bad boyz miss Sparkles? I am a bad bad boy
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Location
- Herefordshire, UK
Today I did do retrieves memory retrieves sit stays recalls an whistle stops. I can do it but I don't always feel like it. I made Ging and trainerwill laugh. I am a di* k ead. They know that I'm pretending when I won't. I suppose I ought to pretend all the time but I enjoy making Ging growl. 
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Yes, but yoo are Veryvery Hansum Iver, so we will furgive yoo Ennyfing!
Yor frendandadmirer,
GGJ.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yes, but yoo are Veryvery Hansum Iver, so we will furgive yoo Ennyfing!
Yor frendandadmirer,
GGJ.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Everything?Yes, but yoo are Veryvery Hansum Iver, so we will furgive yoo Ennyfing!
Yor frendandadmirer,
GGJ.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Location
- Isle of Man
Not saying who did it, but oh heck, did we laugh! Mum stood in a 
in the garden...and she had BARE FEETS! 
- Coco
in the garden...and she had BARE FEETS! - Coco
So funny guys, did it squish between er toes? They really swears about that dun they. Best pretends you not laughing though.
Iver of the straight face
Iver of the straight face
- Location
- Isle of Man
It did, Iver. She did. Her foot did smell of poo an she hobbled into the house, VERY CAREFULLY, an specially washed it with lots of soaps. I'm still chuckling now.
- Coco
- Coco
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
We smelled a big tractors tyres they smelled of cow plops. It was lovely.
Dunc and Iver xxx
Dunc and Iver xxx
- Location
- Isle of Man
Dunks n iyver, I do not liyke them big trackters, no no no I dont. Thaiye maiyke LOWDE rattuly bang noiyses so I bark Bark BARK at them. Nastee things. But....I did not nowe thaiye smel ov Cow Plop. Nowe I miyte haff to get clowser sum howe.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
It's wurf the banging matey. We love cow plops they are very morish
- Location
- Isle of Man
Oh yeh, me too, I luv Luv LUVS CowPlops. Delishuss.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
- Location
- Herefordshire, UK
Look frens - I had sumfing in the poast today, tis pretty and it dus smell deevine.
Fank you verry much Boyz- you no who you are
Pee ess just wore it out
Luv
Happy Casseee Oooo
Fank you verry much Boyz- you no who you are
Pee ess just wore it out
Luv
Happy Casseee Oooo
I rolled in fox poo I sneaked off to do it and I ate some. I'm not decided on if I prefer left or right rolls so I did it all over. Ging was in awe of my poopy Ness and appreciated my foxiness all the way home. I had a bath which was nice and a nap.
Dunc the skunk
He really did stink, I never do that as I am proper, Iver
Dunc the skunk
He really did stink, I never do that as I am proper, Iver
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Well frends, tis Veryvery hot here, speshshally if you've got black fur, like Me, and Mother has been taking me for walks Veryvery erly, even BEFORE BREAKFAST!
(Hers, not mine, but WOT ABOUT MY TOAST?) So thismorning we set off as yooshual and harfway over the bridge I cleverlee sat down and wood not move until we were heading back home. I am happy to report that this straturjee has prooved Most Suckseesful. Mother sed 'Awlrite, it is hot, isent it?' And we terned rownd and went Home For Toast. Here is a pickcher of Me, awl reddy to help with the toast.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy. (Expert Toast Helper)
(Hers, not mine, but WOT ABOUT MY TOAST?) So thismorning we set off as yooshual and harfway over the bridge I cleverlee sat down and wood not move until we were heading back home. I am happy to report that this straturjee has prooved Most Suckseesful. Mother sed 'Awlrite, it is hot, isent it?' And we terned rownd and went Home For Toast. Here is a pickcher of Me, awl reddy to help with the toast.Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy. (Expert Toast Helper)