The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

But Duncan, if yoo are a Goodboy and do retreeves nicely then yoo get TREETS! Treets is luvlee!
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxxx.

 

[edzbird]

<swoon> Dunck yoo ar soe luvvlee

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

<swoon> Dunck yoo ar soe luvvlee

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

Do you like bad boyz miss Sparkles? I am a bad bad boy

 

[SwampDonkey]

But Duncan, if yoo are a Goodboy and do retreeves nicely then yoo get TREETS! Treets is luvlee!
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxxx.

If you play it right you get em anyway. I don't work for free actually I don't work! ha ha ha

 

[edzbird]

Do you like bad boyz miss Sparkles? I am a bad bad boy

Wel I am a relly Bad Gerl, so yeh, I luv a Bad Boy.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Selina27]

View attachment 47535see me, I don't retrieve. I say retrieve it yourself. I will not. Not even memory retrieves I will not. It's boring I will nick other dogs dummies that's fun but I will not retrieve my dummies because I can. I'm a teenage dirtbag and I will do as I please. He he he

Oh those wer the daze, those wer the daze



Luv
Casseee O

 

[SwampDonkey]

Today I did do retrieves memory retrieves sit stays recalls an whistle stops. I can do it but I don't always feel like it. I made Ging and trainerwill laugh. I am a di* k ead. They know that I'm pretending when I won't. I suppose I ought to pretend all the time but I enjoy making Ging growl.

 

[Candy]

Today I did do retrieves memory retrieves sit stays recalls an whistle stops. I can do it but I don't always feel like it. I made Ging and trainerwill laugh. I am a di* k ead. They know that I'm pretending when I won't. I suppose I ought to pretend all the time but I enjoy making Ging growl. View attachment 47621

Yes, but yoo are Veryvery Hansum Iver, so we will furgive yoo Ennyfing!
Yor frendandadmirer,
GGJ.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Yes, but yoo are Veryvery Hansum Iver, so we will furgive yoo Ennyfing!
Yor frendandadmirer,
GGJ.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yes, but yoo are Veryvery Hansum Iver, so we will furgive yoo Ennyfing!
Yor frendandadmirer,
GGJ.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Everything?

 

[edzbird]

Not saying who did it, but oh heck, did we laugh! Mum stood in a in the garden...and she had BARE FEETS!

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

So funny guys, did it squish between er toes? They really swears about that dun they. Best pretends you not laughing though.
Iver of the straight face

 

[edzbird]

It did, Iver. She did. Her foot did smell of poo an she hobbled into the house, VERY CAREFULLY, an specially washed it with lots of soaps. I'm still chuckling now.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

So funny guys, did it squish between er toes? They really swears about that dun they. Best pretends you not laughing though.
Iver of the straight face

Iver yoo are Veryvery Norty but I like yoo.
Yor frend
GoodgirlJoy.xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

We smelled a big tractors tyres they smelled of cow plops. It was lovely.
Dunc and Iver xxx

 

[edzbird]

Dunks n iyver, I do not liyke them big trackters, no no no I dont. Thaiye maiyke LOWDE rattuly bang noiyses so I bark Bark BARK at them. Nastee things. But....I did not nowe thaiye smel ov Cow Plop. Nowe I miyte haff to get clowser sum howe.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

It's wurf the banging matey. We love cow plops they are very morish

 

[edzbird]

It's wurf the banging matey. We love cow plops they are very morish

Oh yeh, me too, I luv Luv LUVS CowPlops. Delishuss.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)