The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Rory, Rory, it snot troo that no-one loves yoo. I love yoo! If I wos there I wood giv yoo kisseskisseskisses and biteyface. 5 is growedup and sfistikated. Hope yoo get presents and treets soon. GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Glad you is not in the cage and feelin better Quinn. I love yoo too.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I had salmon potatoes parsley sorse and peas for my Birthday tea. I might like kaik Squidgy

 

[Candy]

WOWF! That is a growed up sfistikated tea Rory! But did yoo get chips?

 

[SwampDonkey]

Nooooooo

 

[Candy]

I neverever hav had KAIK Squidge. Sumfin rong wiv Mother I fink, no KAIK, chips only onetime ever! And I try so hard to be GoodGirlJoy.

 

[snowbunny]

I never etted chips either, GGJ. Nore haz the uvvers. Mum says shes havvin chips on Fryday. We shall awl do our sad faces and see if we can get sum

Shadow

 

[snowbunny]

I hav had POPKORN. Hav you had POPKORN, GGJ? It givs yur mouff funny feelz at first but its deeeelishus! Iss Mum and my durty sekret she sez, an no-one else nose.

Squidge

 

[Candy]

Nooooooo

Don't cry Rory! It makes me sad! Get the white hot box fing to go BOOM agen then you can hav more chips.

 

[Candy]

I hav had POPKORN. Hav you had POPKORN, GGJ? It givs yur mouff funny feelz at first but its deeeelishus! Iss Mum and my durty sekret she sez, an no-one else nose.

Squidge

No, neverever had POPKORN niver. I get carrot and pepper bits and apple bits and cheese bits and sossige bits sometimes but neverever KAIK or POPKORN! Wot shall I do wiv Mother? I am in need of advice from more eggspeeriensed Labadors! Otherwise wot is the point of always bein GoodGirlJoy?!

 

[Aitch]

I've had kaik and chips but only once a year for the kaik. I wonder why.

Amber. The ever so slightly dim.

 

[Candy]

Ooops! Mother ses the Record Needs Putting Strate! She ses I HAV had KAIK! Wen I finished skool last year and wos the youngest dog but also the fastest dog at doin runrunrun back to Mother wen she called me, Mother and Trev took me to a place called The Lamp Post and they had coffee and I had a Narnaandcheese Pupkaik! I wos allsmall at the time so I had forgot! It wos deelishus! Mother ses I also get a Kong wiv narna and yogert evry time she has whine (troo!) and that Crismuss is coming and then I mite get PUPKORN! As long as I have been GoodGirlJoy.

 

[kateincornwall]

I oni get puppi food , nofin els , cos Mummy says I will poo all over the plaice if I hav anyfin els , cos I`m just a babie , Woobin xx

 

[Lab_adore]

All this talk of KAIK an CHIPS an PUPKORN is makin' me hungry. It's late an ive had neither walk nor brekfst. Calling dogline
Glad you iz better Quinn an GGJ you better tell your mum that its time for more pupkaik cos you have wated so long

Rubn you will get uther food soon but you gotta wait til you a bit bigger. Meanwhile practice the starvin' labbydor stare

 

[Hollysdad]

cake and chipz and pupcorn sound nice. mum and dad had custud for tea and i got to lik the bowl. yummy.

 

[Granca]

Happy birthday, Rory! It’s my birthday too and I’m seven today. I haven’t had anything speshal either, xept for a sardine and banana kong when mum was out and she’s out again now babysitting for a naybour. My favourite young human is looking after me and Tuppence - well, just me really cos Tuppy has sneaked off onto the sofa, but I’m snuggling in my bed while ‘grandson’ plays games on his computer next to me.

Mum says there are some new toys in the post, so I hope the post comes soon...

 

[SwampDonkey]

Appy birthday wispa XXX

 

[Jacqui-S]

Happy burfday to you too wisps
Lilly x

 

[Candy]

Appy birthday wispa XXX

Happy birfday Wisps! Seven is REELY sfistikated! Love from GoodGirlJoy. xxxxxxx u

 

[Granca]

Seven is REELY sfistikated!

Not for me it isn’t. I’m not sure I do sfistikated, but thanks for thinking that, GoodGirlJoy. I might just give it a try...

Wispa x

 

[edzbird]

I got flappy eers.

- Meg(an) Sparkle