Get Rory and Carbon a pair each and they can do the dance 

Oh God.'ll just have to buy these for Carbon
Señor GrumpyLederhosenOh God.
I'm sure he would be Senor EvenMoreGrumpyPantalones
Ya beat me to it!Señor GrumpyLederhosen![]()
... not to mention instant citizenship!I'm honestly surprised that you don't already own some doggy lederhosen. This has to be rectified. Gawd, can you imagine how much swag you/Carbon would receive if you took him out in lederhosen? I'm picturing complimentary baked goods, comped meals in restaurants, drinks of your choice, people stopping you in the street to photograph him and nek minnit he's Instagram famous!
While the tourists would probably love it, Germans would probably remove Carbon from me on the grounds of doggie abuse. I've been soundly rebuked in the past for putting a winter coat on Brogan and already last night got some derisive comments on the street about for Carbon's rain coat...in the rain and 3 degrees!Gawd, can you imagine how much swag you/Carbon would receive if you took him out in lederhosen?
Can you imagine is Emily and Carbon wore matching outfits?!I'm honestly surprised that you don't already own some doggy lederhosen. This has to be rectified. Gawd, can you imagine how much swag you/Carbon would receive if you took him out in lederhosen?
Oh no no no no no no no...Can you imagine is Emily and Carbon wore matching outfits?!![]()
*Google's Dirndl* - wow, my imagination of the Carbon/Emily outfit combination is going wild!!!Oh no no no no no no no...
Luckily even with the several very post traditional clothing shops in town, they don't seem to make anything over a size 14 UK, so I have the perfect excuse: I'm too fat for a Dirndl (female counterpart to Lederhosen)!
*Google's Dirndl* - wow, my imagination of the Carbon/Emily outfit combination is going wild!!!
P P P-lease?![]()
Can you imagine is Emily and Carbon wore matching outfits?!![]()
Me too!I'm with the Germans on their view of dressing up dogs.