The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

edzbird

edzbird

Location
Isle of Man
Dads are ace cuz they always sneak you norty foods. And they don't even care when they do get shouted at by mums. Hollydays sounds really good. I sniffed some sea monsters today. I know they were hiding in the ferns, not near the sea, I could smell them. Has anyone else heard of sea monsters who live not in the sea? Or did I eat some bad poo?

- Coco
 
kateincornwall

kateincornwall

Location
Cornwall , UK
This morning , no one came to take me to skool ,cos Mummy says that little hoomans don't have to go to skool for six hole weeks , so that's that . But they took me to the woods cos it was cool , I had a little padul in the river but the river is getting small now , not much water in it . Now , I am havin a nap in my bed , Daddy put the fan to blow on me and its grand , I have maceral for tea , I smeled it, Nelly xxx Oh yes , I have a fluffy tummy and my skin is spotty and pink xx
 
Lab_adore

Lab_adore

Moderator
Staff member
Location
Sydney, Australia
Poor Barney, it must have been so scary to have a drop bear on his head. Worse even than those Munty monsters in the yookay.

I'd like to go to daycare but Mum said my Dad has a tight bottom or something an his wallet is stuck somewhere. They are crazy those two, speak Labrador, not gibberish for goodness sake!

Looks like you haven had much rain there either Obi. The ground there looks like the ground at the dog park. Was supposed to rain tomorrow but now its not. I don understand.

Dad ordered two gundoggy whisels on the internet. I think it has something to do with the book mum keeps harping about. Apparenly I'm going to get recalled...I don know what that meens but Dad said when he dragged me out of the bog this mornin' when I followed Spenser and Roscoe in that in the near future I won be doin' that. Seriously Dad? They are my two bestest frens and it would be rude of me not to
 
Oberon

Oberon

Location
Canberra, Australia
Yeah Barney real scared when Drop Bear on his head!

That sound very uncomfortable for your daddy, with the wallet. Maybe he need the bum man?

At daycare the ground is dirt only. We have a drowt. It mean there no mud.

Mummy say I need a wissel. This morning I ignore her and run to a old lady with a spaniel while mummy picking up my poo. Haha, so funny! I woof at the spaniel a bit but was boring so I go off to sniff other stuff.
 
Lara_Pigletina

Lara_Pigletina

I had a busy day yesterday collecting things. Here is me with my collecshun. I spent all afternoon doing it and by the end it had 5 really good sticks, one flip flop and my squeaky frog in it. Except I accidentally bited all the sticks but that meant that there were loads more little sticks in my collecshun instead.
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I’m tired now but managed to add 3 more shoes and a piece of cat poo to it afterwards.
 
HAH

HAH

Moderator
Location
Devon, UK
I was terrorised yesterday by small shouty hoomans with funny squeaky voices. Curly said they were visitin mericans but I did NOT like how quick they moved, it was a bit weird so I kept hold of my sheep-with-no-name and stayed away frum them. Curly did give me lots of strokes and pats and then I went to my crate away from the squeaky smorl hoomans which was luffly and quiet and I got lotsov treats. Altho sometimes the smorl hoomans did come and push their fingers through my crate and one tried to opin the door, but Curly barked like I haffn't evaherd and said "NOoutsideNOW" and the smorl hooman went away quick and I got lots of strokes and more treats. I luffed it when they left and I got lotsandlots of fussing from my hoomans who said I wus a Very Good Boy and I gota big fruz kong. Yum!
I really think I like quiet big hoomans lots more than shouty fast smorl ones.

* Kipper *
 
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