The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Jacqui-S]

My fwend Archee and me hav the same birfday too.
Hez a toyboy appawently.
Lilly x

 

[Candy]

Max is 2 like me! Mother sea we will do another walk and play sooooooon!

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum is still at home but she's not much fun. She's walking all bent-like and can't play wif me. Well we do some games like fetch - she sits on the couch and throws the ball but that get borin'. She showed me how to do 'paws on' where I put my paw on a lid and get treats. Dad hasn seen it an we are going to surprise him later.

Mum went to a vet who looked into her tummy! Doesn' sound very nice.

Me an Dad went for a walk and I felt like stretchin' my legs so I went for a run all by myself. I could heer him calling but I'm sure he didn't mean right NOW to go back. He ran after me and huffin' and puffin' put me on the lead and said somethin' about dog glue factories. He whined to mum who barked back sayin' 'I've told you what to do, you won't lissen so what do you want me to say?' Oh dear, I done like it wen mum and dad bark at each other

 

[Granca]

Oh, Maxx! You need to be ready with lots of very helpful licks if your mum’s not well. Make sure your dad has lots of tasty treats with him, too, then it will be worth keeping close to him. I’m sure your mum has told him that, but dads are a bit slow when it comes to understanding us sometimes, so we have to help them a bit.

Wispa

 

[edzbird]

Maxx...hope they've checked her bum.

- Coco

 

[Emily]

Mini hooman had icecream... parently he was a good boy. He gave me some. I like mini hooman

 

[Rosie]

We sneakied! We sneakied! We weaseledandsneakied!
Mum says I can talk about it now and I've been so excited but we couldn't say anything but we can now because WE DID IT and it brilliant and GoodGirlJoy @Candy didn't splode the lambies and Monty @Natalie helped his mum choose stuff and make labels and I was Speshul Agent Pongo cos I found out the Pigs address and Carbon @Emily_Babbelhund knew Stanley's address and we did it we did it we did it! And I think all the doggies on the forum knew and they got their hoomans to help from all over the world and we couldn't say nuffin so it was a surprise and and it's all done now and we did it!
We love you Pig and Stanley! And your hoomans too @Jen @Lara_Pigletina .
xxx

PS Pig I am still sorry about that biscuit.

 

[Jen]

Guys guys guys I LOVE my Lambie.

I might have nibbled his foots by accident

Frank you so much to all the forum doggies and hoomans. Mummy says it’s a good find I was such a horrible puppy or we would have never found you all!

Stanley

 

[Rosie]

Stanley there is no such thing as a horrible puppy. There is just puppies and other puppies.

 

[snowbunny]

Stanley there is no such thing as a horrible puppy. There is just puppies and other puppies.

Words from someone who obvyusly nevah met the Annoying Brown Thing.

Shadow

 

[chrisc831]

Stanley there is no such thing as a horrible puppy. There is just puppies and other puppies.

Or Labbydor puppies an awdnery puppies?

 

[kateincornwall]

Carbon is comin to play today ! I am eggsited , weely eggsited cos we has fun . We are havin lunsh and then goin to a big doggy feeld near a laike where we can run and run . Nelly is feelin good today cos she had sum medicin and now she is jumpin abowt and fings , today is gud , Roobin xxx

 

[edzbird]

Mummy says it’s a good find I was such a horrible puppy

She meant "Norty puppy" Stanley. Norty is good an fun an silly an lovey not horrible. Me n Meg(an) Sparkle are Very Norty.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

just ad a chikkin leg an I chomped it down me nek an it was ded tastee. the other day I ad won an I triyed to tayke it apart but cuddnt so I did eet it in the end.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Rosie]

just ad a chikkin leg an I chomped it down me nek an it was ded tastee. the other day I ad won an I triyed to tayke it apart but cuddnt so I did eet it in the end.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

Chompin is best for chikkin legs, Sparklygirl. You can either chomp it all good, or not quite chomp it all good and then it comes back up later and you can chomp it again. Both ways are fine.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I can't eat cickin it makes my bum splode!

 

[edzbird]

beef maykes my bum splode Rory but I triye to eet it if I can but mum is a bit to cairful abowte it.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Granca]

There's a sossij in the frij. I smelled it wen mum had her supper yestaday eevning. Do yoo think it's for me? I havnt told Wispa yet...

Tuppy

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy says she is shaimed of me , she sed I have been norty . I herd her tell Daddy that I have bin like a wabit on speed , a big wabit . So now I am havin a rest and being like an angel cos I want me tea soon , Roobin x

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I has been demoted (upgwaded possibwy) to da hooman comfy seet coz the wabbit Gus keepz stwealing mine I just wontz me beanie back..... I do luvs Gus tho
Lilly xx