The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Natalie]

We sneakied! We sneakied! We weaseledandsneakied!
Mum says I can talk about it now and I've been so excited but we couldn't say anything but we can now because WE DID IT and it brilliant and GoodGirlJoy @Candy didn't splode the lambies and Monty @Natalie helped his mum choose stuff and make labels and I was Speshul Agent Pongo cos I found out the Pigs address and Carbon @Emily_Babbelhund knew Stanley's address and we did it we did it we did it! And I think all the doggies on the forum knew and they got their hoomans to help from all over the world and we couldn't say nuffin so it was a surprise and and it's all done now and we did it!
We love you Pig and Stanley! And your hoomans too @Jen @Lara_Pigletina .
xxx

PS Pig I am still sorry about that biscuit.

Pongo you are right to mention the very important role us doggies played in this ultimate deception. My mum literally could not choose what to buy until I slapped my big puppy paws on the laptop and woofed at her. I bet Joy told her mum exactly when the post all arrived, and is no doubt an expert in cardboard packaging (though she is GGJ so maybe she doesn't tear boxes up like meeeee)

And all the forum doggies knew that Stanley needed treats and a lambie to help him with his little brother and the pig needs her own lambie to stop her having to chase the real ones that sneak about her house.

And you Pongo, are the brains of the whole outfit clearly cos I think you have grown thumbs and YOU CAN WRITE!!!! I saw the card, I can't actually read but I know you can write squiggly shape thingies!!!

We are truly genius puppies.

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Guys guys guys I LOVE my Lambie.

I might have nibbled his foots by accident

Frank you so much to all the forum doggies and hoomans. Mummy says it’s a good find I was such a horrible puppy or we would have never found you all!

Stanley

I loves my lambie too! Lookie here I munched him so hard my pig-snout got wonked

I will practice sploding him until I get a chance to splode a real life one I love you all lots but not as much as my lambie. Love, the Pig x

 

[Lab_adore]

Well things are upside down in the Maxx house. Like you know when you sleep wif your paws in the air. An it's up to me to fix it. So I've been Good Boy Maxx an tried to copy good girl Joy. An I think it's wurkin'.

Oh 'cept one little hiccup. Dad left the gate open so I snuck downstairs and jumped all over the bed! I don't think they know it was me who left the paw prints on the sheets. Shhhh. Pongo thanks for not giving me up! Mum sed she asked you to be super sluthe to track down the mystery bed jumper. You are a true friend

 

[Rosie]

ongo thanks for not giving me up! Mum sed she asked you to be super sluthe to track down the mystery bed jumper

You can trust me, Maxx with two kisses.
But...was it nice? I've never seen a bed....

 

[Candy]

I hav had a very bizzy day wiv my frends Spencer and Tatze. I did help wiv the secret squirrel sneaky weaky presents by not splodin the lambies and by tellin Mother wen all the fings arrived. That is cos I am GoodGirlJoy. Zzzzzzzzzzxx

 

[Lab_adore]

It's all bouncy an soft an warm an cosy an I want to sleep there always. My bed is pretty nice, 'specially since they put a big fluffy doo-nah on it but it's not as good as hooman bed. I've had good advice from the likes of Ella an Stanley an Carbon so I just needs to be sneeky an weasly and edge my way there

 

[SwampDonkey]

The washin fell off the spini line today and went all over the garden. I don't know how it appened. Ging says it was strange cos there was no wind

 

[VanillaBean]

Bed is best it is so comfy and daddy's pillow is absolutely the bestest.

Only problem is having to share with my sista...

Vanilla

 

[Lab_adore]

Rory, there's no hoomans here. Did you do it?

 

[Emily]

Mum sed I was noyying on my arvo walk. Parrently I was like a steam train, wateva that it's. Then she ran with me so we ran ran ran but then ingot a but tired so she walked agen and said "that's better, now you're walking properly"

Mum's are strange

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy sed a was a angil this mornin on the walk , she dont no that I am savin the norty stuff for this afternoooon , Roobin x

 

[SwampDonkey]

Rory, there's no hoomans here. Did you do it?

Course not

 

[Granca]

she dont no that I am savin the norty stuff for this afternoooon , Roobin x

Sssh, Reuben, I won't tell.

Tuppy x

 

[edzbird]

we got are owld balls-thing back. mum did saiye she left it at the stayshun an sumwun els tuk it an she bort a new wons but then she did fiynde them in her winter pockit so now we av 2 balls-things but we only alowd to taiyke won owt with us. . ennywaiye we did taiyke them too day an we did plaiye an ad fun. Coco is so slowe. well he not reelly just I am FAST.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Emily]

We went to a caff-fey today. I don't think I've ever been to a caff-fey before. It was a bit boring so I had a rest. Then mum shared her lunch with me. I think I like caff-feys.

 

[Loraseal]

My mama iz bak . I like my papa and little big hooman but they don't get my food right and play games wiv tweets. I finally had brekkie on time today and did not hav to wate for papa to wake up. I iz one happy Hunter.

 

[SteffiS]

My Mum is bak home now, but has been buzy, buzy, buzy cos Dad is goin to Turki, an she has to do paperwerk. Ripple says he simpathizes Hunter, cos he got all rong dinners again, my dinners wos rite, I think , I jus eeted it reelly fast so I don’t know.
Mum gived me a reelly nice brushin today an I feel all smart, Ripple got a brushin too, but I donn fink he looks as smart as me .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Pepper]

I’m on my first holiday! We’re at a house next to the beach, so we’ve been there every day!

We went to a cafe on the beach today and the lady there cooked two sausages just for me!

Holidays seem to be rather good, why have they waited a year before taking me on holiday???

Pepper

 

[Granca]

I’m helping with a sqwirty water thingy in the garden...



but Wispa isnt shor she likes it...



Tuppy

 

[Natalie]

, why have they waited a year before taking me on holiday

It's about machoooring, Pepper, I don't know what it means but when you are machooor you can go on hollydays.