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  1. Rosie

    The Labraventures of Carbón, Spanish (ex-) foster dog extraordinaire

    ooo-err. That's not good. Hot, soapy water. Soak finger for about 10 minutes or more. Rub soggy glue off finger. Repeat as necessary. Meanwhile, apply gin internally. Tomorrow is another day, and it will be better!
  2. Rosie

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    It is not bloomin' fair. It's not not not fair at all. My hoomans are spending all their time doing stuff in this house next door that they say is called renovaytin and strippinpaper and cleerinout and bonfyres. And it's really dull and boring and I just have to sit and watch them and they...
  3. Rosie

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    Good job, Rory, it's part of what we are meant to do....make our hoomans less sweary and stompy.
  4. Rosie

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    No, Rory, that's not right.... you is a LABRADOR, you do the eating, not the being eaten. Just eat your way out of it mate....nom nom nom...
  5. Rosie

    The Labraventures of Carbón, Spanish (ex-) foster dog extraordinaire

    That has just given me my biggest grin of the month! Yaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!!
  6. Rosie

    The Labraventures of Carbón, Spanish (ex-) foster dog extraordinaire

    Come ON lambies, we need you now. Everything crossed for you here....
  7. Rosie

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    I'm going to hide some of my bestest treats and dinner for you Harley and you can have them when you come and see me and I won't touch them nonononononono not even a little nibble well maybe a little nibble. I lovelovelove you.
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    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    Oh nooooooooooooo! Nooooooooooooo! Harley pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez don't be jealous, I lovelovelove you more than anyone evereverever…. I love you more than spaggetty and I love you more than biskits and I love you more than cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzz! I'll share my dinner with you...
  9. Rosie

    Oliver 25 August 2004, 31 December 2018

    Ah, run free Oliver. You've done your job and you'll always be loved. Big hugs to you, @Woodwoman - you did your loving job by him too. I'm sorry you have to go through the pain of missing him.
  10. Rosie

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    Oh, but I LOVE Harley! She'll understand I hope. It's just that this little dog reallyreallyreally smelled oooooooooooooooooooooo just oooooooooooooooosniffsniffsniff and wow. I do love you best of all, Harley darling @Naya . Pongo xxx
  11. Rosie

    The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

    I met a new dog yesterday and she smelled GORGEOUS. Dad sniggered at me. Mum said she was out of my league. But I'm sure she loves me.
  12. Rosie

    Ear Cleaner

    Very interested in this, @Heidrun. How easy is it to apply?
  13. Rosie

    What does this mean?

    Thank you everyone! Yes, this is what I've always thought. It's useful to know that others do the same sort of thing. And thanks @snowbunny because that's a really good point...and also that if he is looking "stiff" then that might be a trigger to another dog. We hardly ever use a lead...
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    What does this mean?

    OK forum friends, help me unpick this one.... Slightly long story here, but I want to give the background in case anything is relevant. We went trailing yesterday. For various good reasons, interactions between the dogs are not encouraged, so Pongo is not generally allowed to say hello etc -...
  15. Rosie

    The Labraventures of Carbón, Spanish (ex-) foster dog extraordinaire

    And THAT is why Carbon has found his way to you - so that he can charm your lawyer. You see? Everything happens for a reason....
  16. Rosie

    Kennel cough

    Poor lad! Dip a big spoon in runny honey and let it run off so it is just thinly coated....then let him lick it off a tiny bit at a time. We found it was really good for soothing the coughing (and Pongo thought it was the best thing ever...)
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    Not my proudest moment

    When people ask what I have learned from having a dog, my very first answer is "I've learned not to take myself so seriously". From the early puppy days when I realised that I was nothing more nor less than a toilet attendant for a small canine, right up to today when I can confidently expect...
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    Not my proudest moment

    what more could you ask for? :clap::facepalm: I think we need some forum awards for realistic triumphs. "Did not hump frisky lady dog" is definitely in the gold star category. "Let postie deliver parcel without trying to unwrap it before it hits the table" would be a silver star for Pongo...
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    Not my proudest moment

    Visit us any time, Jen!
  20. Rosie

    Not my proudest moment

    And that's the point, isn't it? I've decided that if I am going to fret every time the Pongster does something like this, then I'll be in an early grave. Don't misunderstand me, I really DO understand the problem that can be caused for others when my dog runs up uncontrolled; I understand that...
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