The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

I am tired today, because I spent most of my day yesterday at my Bee Bush. In case you other doggos don’t know what a Bee Bush is, it is a bush what is full of bees. They buzz around and I have to stand next to it snapping at them. Sometimes I catch one and pig-mummy shrieks and says OhNoPiggyItWillStingYou!! And then I get put inside but as soon as I am let out again I go back to my Bee Bush. If the amount of buzzing about is not sufficient I slap the bush with my big puppy-paws to make them all fly up and then I have to snap-snap-snap really fast. I don’t know why I hang out at my Bee Bush because I don’t actually like bees and put my tail between my legs when they fly up. But hanging out at Bee Bushes is what Pigs do. It’s hard being a Pig sometimes.
 
Maxx I could not have put it better my self.

Rory you are far to handsome to wee in the house.
Stanley you too, but dont tell Rory I said so

Lilly we girls do have to stick together and teach boys manners...

Kipper would let you off as long as you went on the pads that are down for Honey...
 
Aw luvly pig, bootiful pig, the buzzy bees have you beguiled it may end in sadness, the bees have stingy bites, you may end up,with a big swollen piggy snout, and a trip to the (whisper it) BUM MAN eeeekkkk.
What, my beautiful pig snout?? My fine noble velvety kibble-snorkel??? Stung and swollen?! Oh no that will not do at all. I will have to snap at those bees twice as fast, they can’t be left to sting unsuspecting doggos. Although I actually like the bum-lady, she gives me gravy bones and tells me I am beautiful.
 
PiggyPigPig, bee careful roun those buzzers! I likes to watch but DON TOUCH is what Curly says an if I can be trustid I might be a bee hound one day. Maybees you can be a bee hound too?
*Kipper*
What what what is a bee-hound kipper-pup? I would make an excellent Bee-hound I think apart from the fact I don’t know what one is and I am scared of bees.
 
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What what what is a bee-hound kipper-pup? I would make an excellent Bee-hound I think apart from the fact I don’t know what one is and I am scared of bees.
I fink Pig if your a bee-hound you get to snuffle kibble and lie in the sun and then sometimes lik hunny but-not-the-puppy-Hunny an it'sall taystee. An also you get to ride in the Beedrover which dunt exist yet but will be how we moov the bees. An also you get to sing songs about bees. An snuffle more kibble. I fink it's a Good Thing an I fink you'd make an excellent bee-hound like me.
*Kipper*
 

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Spencer that happernd to me too! I also got no bekfast and had a jackit on! Mother had to take it off for me to wee and poo! I wos Not Appy. I wos woozywoozysnoozy but I did not cry and I got speshal tee! Hope you feels all betta soon. Love and licks from yor frend GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
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