The munties sent it aggghhhhh
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Nooooooooo!!!!!
I am tired today, because I spent most of my day yesterday at my Bee Bush. In case you other doggos don’t know what a Bee Bush is, it is a bush what is full of bees. They buzz around and I have to stand next to it snapping at them. Sometimes I catch one and pig-mummy shrieks and says OhNoPiggyItWillStingYou!! And then I get put inside but as soon as I am let out again I go back to my Bee Bush. If the amount of buzzing about is not sufficient I slap the bush with my big puppy-paws to make them all fly up and then I have to snap-snap-snap really fast. I don’t know why I hang out at my Bee Bush because I don’t actually like bees and put my tail between my legs when they fly up. But hanging out at Bee Bushes is what Pigs do. It’s hard being a Pig sometimes.
- Location
- South Wales
No, Rory, that's not right.... you is a LABRADOR, you do the eating, not the being eaten. Just eat your way out of it mate....nom nom nom...
- Location
- South Manchester England
Aw luvly pig, bootiful pig, the buzzy bees have you beguiled it may end in sadness, the bees have stingy bites, you may end up,with a big swollen piggy snout, and a trip to the (whisper it) BUM MAN eeeekkkk.
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Oh! Rory my hero I do hope you is safe! The giant tartan clam looks very scarey an no
dog likes them munties! Always yor friend GoodGirlJoy. XXXXXXX
Maxx I could not have put it better my self.
Rory you are far to handsome to wee in the house.
Stanley you too, but dont tell Rory I said so
Lilly we girls do have to stick together and teach boys manners...
Kipper would let you off as long as you went on the pads that are down for Honey...
Rory you are far to handsome to wee in the house.
Stanley you too, but dont tell Rory I said so
Lilly we girls do have to stick together and teach boys manners...
Kipper would let you off as long as you went on the pads that are down for Honey...
It's not really a clam it's just me being silly. I hid in there for ages then pouched on ging.ggrrr
What, my beautiful pig snout?? My fine noble velvety kibble-snorkel??? Stung and swollen?! Oh no that will not do at all. I will have to snap at those bees twice as fast, they can’t be left to sting unsuspecting doggos. Although I actually like the bum-lady, she gives me gravy bones and tells me I am beautiful.
I fink Pig if your a bee-hound you get to snuffle kibble and lie in the sun and then sometimes lik hunny but-not-the-puppy-Hunny an it'sall taystee. An also you get to ride in the Beedrover which dunt exist yet but will be how we moov the bees. An also you get to sing songs about bees. An snuffle more kibble. I fink it's a Good Thing an I fink you'd make an excellent bee-hound like me.
*Kipper*
Boogie
Moderator
- Location
- Manchester UK
Today my mummy said I was going for a sleepy party to the nice bum man. I wasn’t vewy pweeesed cos it meant no bwekfust!
Now I’m home and vewy vewy woozy. They’ve put a jakit on me. Mummy says I was a good good boy for my sleepy party wiv no woofing or crying.
There’s good news - foood made of terkey!
Now I’m home and vewy vewy woozy. They’ve put a jakit on me. Mummy says I was a good good boy for my sleepy party wiv no woofing or crying.
There’s good news - foood made of terkey!
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Spencer that happernd to me too! I also got no bekfast and had a jackit on! Mother had to take it off for me to wee and poo! I wos Not Appy. I wos woozywoozysnoozy but I did not cry and I got speshal tee! Hope you feels all betta soon. Love and licks from yor frend GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Me too Spence. You'll feel better really soon
- Location
- Isle of Man
ooh Turkee is nice. I had a woozy time once, but it wears off an you will get speshl treats cuz your hoomans will feel guilty for a bit.
- Coco
- Coco
Sorry matey I salute you in your dedication. Love A freeloader who stays at home
Boogie
Moderator
- Location
- Manchester UK
I’m a GoodBoySpencer for my jackit - mummy said so. And last nite she slept in the lownge all nite and I got on the sofa with her - first time eva!
- Location
- Isle of Man
ther is a strainj man in the houws doing the boiyler an I am gunna biyte his hed off if he duz com neer me. I am stuck in me leed an harniss until he is gon. Grrrrrrrrr
but we did have a niyce walk this mornin anyway.
we's never alowd on the sofa Spencer. Never. Grrrrrr
- Meg(an) Sparkle
but we did have a niyce walk this mornin anyway.
we's never alowd on the sofa Spencer. Never. Grrrrrr
- Meg(an) Sparkle
We's not loud on the sofa eever Meg(an) Sparkle. And wen I gotted on the sofa wen nobodies was looking Ripple went WOOF and every bodies came and said good boy Ripple for tellin us Toffee wos on the sofa 
. I am goin to tell if Ripple is norty 
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Toffee - the not norty one.
. I am goin to tell if Ripple is norty .Toffee - the not norty one.