The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Naya]

I’ve had a busy few weeks at the vet bum man. First they had to take one of my nails off coz it broke and got fected. It smelt orrible so I kept licking it, it didn’t taste nice. They a few days later I woz playing wiv my friend Baxter and his toof went into my head. He’s taller than me so I got to the ball before him and he came over the top. Mum fought it was Baxter that woz bleeding, but wen she turned round it woz me! I got glued up by the vet bum man and had to wear a big huuuge plastic fing which I hated. Mum sed I’m getting better with the vet bum man now. I’m getting better now and hope I don’t go to the vet bum man anymore. Mum sed I cost a fortune

 

[Granca]

But you’re worth it, Harley. I don’t spect your mum minds reely.

Tuppy

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy sed my breth smels of blud and its horid . Two big toofs have come owt and anuther one is hangin on , Mummy wont let me kiss her any moor , Reuben x

 

[Candy]

Went to Dogden Water today wiv Tess. We did racinandchasin and bitey ears and swimmy fetch. There wos loads of uvver Labadores and Spaniels and Pointypants and we wos all runrunrunnin in the sunshine and the hoomans didn't have coats on. Then WE HAD A PICNIC! I never hav had a picnic befor! We sat in the sunshine and the hoomans had ham and salad and bred and cheez and wen they had finished there wos sum for us! I am soso sleepy now. We are stayin in by the fire and I fink soon Mother will get my Kong out of the cold wite cubord. That's if I can stay awayk. I had a luvvly luvvly day.

 

[Candy]

Mummy sed my breth smels of blud and its horid . Two big toofs have come owt and anuther one is hangin on , Mummy wont let me kiss her any moor , Reuben x

Roobin, see if you can get a toof to come out in yor poo! I did it wonce, it came out in my poo on the patio. Mother sed Hmmf well that won isn't going under the pillow for the to of fairy! Don't no why cos after all I am GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I hurt my Willie it made me cry. I had a wee on one leg then changed legs and got all tangled on a spiky bush thing undercarriage wise. I did cry. Ging was heartless as usual. She said no one would be kissing it better so I would just have to walk it off. She is a nasty woman

 

[Lab_adore]

Ouch hope you all feel better soon Rory an Harley an vanilla. I wanna go to the pub too GGJ

I had to go to the bum man too cos my foots hurts. Now dad has to put wet stuff on them an then the hose comes out so I run away. But worser he puts stuff in my ears and I DON'T LIKE IT. Yesterday he got caught up in my collar and did a big forward flip! It woulda been funny if it weren't for the ear thing. He did say bad words

I must say I feel better. Mum sed I'm like a new dog

 

[Candy]

I hurt my Willie it made me cry. I had a wee on one leg then changed legs and got all tangled on a spiky bush thing undercarriage wise. I did cry. Ging was heartless as usual. She said no one would be kissing it better so I would just have to walk it off. She is a nasty woman

Oh Rory! I might kiss it better! Or at least sniff it better. Your sleepy friend, GoodGirlJoy. xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I've just started had a bad dream and wee'd in my sleep. It was very upsetting GGJ ging cleaned it up though it was just a little squirt

 

[Candy]

But too are not a little squirt Rory, you is big and brave and hansum. GGJ.xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Mother ses we ment you, not too. She ses we have problems wen we are yousing the mobile bone. She ses it is to do wiv predictiv text. That makes it difficult for a snoozy Labadore to rite in the rite way, let alone a Holman wot has had a couple ov glarses ov whine. GGJ xxxxxxx.

 

[Candy]

And that shood be a hooman, not a Holman. Wot is a Holman? Mother ses bed time now! GoodGirlJoy saying Goodnight.xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Famous painter Holman hunt? He was in the PRB and could handle a brush. I have a great interest in the PRB, GGJ

 

[Lab_adore]

Back from our beech 'oliday. It was so much fun except for my sorepaws. Soooo tired so nighty night frends

 

[HAH]

Oh my dog Roary, where did yoo learn your fancy art stuff? I wanna go to your skool.
*Kipper*

 

[SwampDonkey]

You ave to ave an preciation of art movements if you do interior design like I do. Yoo got to get your soft furnishings just to right

 

[Candy]

Rory you are so sfisticated! Mother is also interested in the PRB but I am not allowed near the soft furnishings. GGJ.xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Gings uni diss ration was on PRB stained glass in North Staffordshire churches so she's super boring about will. I wee,d on the William Morris repro rug good job ging luvs me

 

[Atemas]

PRB stained glass

Mumsie is also interested in the PRB - especially the stained glass. Parently she went to the Edward Burne-Jones exhibition in London last month - all Sky and me know is she left us for the day

Red

 

[edzbird]

That's pants, Red.

- Coco