The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Beeeeech!!! Beeech!!

We goin' down this arvo cos mum is finishin early so we can have a run on the beeeeech when we get there

Piggy, that seren-monster sounds scary. Maybe related to them munty beasts?

 

[VanillaBean]

I had a run this morning Maxx and a swim. Honey did not come so it was very satisfying....

 

[Granca]

We’ve got a new mini hooman in our family. We sor it when sum of our favrit hoomans brort it round at the weekend. Now mum keeps disapeering and cums home smelling of mini hooman, so I sniff and sniff and sniff. I think she mite be out cuddling sumthing insted of me.
Tuppy

 

[snowbunny]

I did drink too much water when I got home from my walk and then I did do a big vom all over the sofa. Dad wouldn't let me eet it because it was awl water an' running into the seems so he had to mop it up qwik qwik qwik.

Now I have an emtee tummy.

Squidge

 

[kateincornwall]

Reuben is discustin , he was chooin somefin this morning , so Mummy maid him opin his mowf and owt fell a toof , Nelly xx

 

[edzbird]

I fownd a real taystee snak an I did grab an cronch it an mum did say WHAT HAVE YOU GOT MEG and I cronched faster and she did open my mowth an see my prize bone all split an everything an she so stick her fingers in an hoiked it all owt! So cross. She only dumped MY prize in the next poo bin. Shud av bit her fingers, with hindsite.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[VanillaBean]

I had some wierd food for my dinner. I had somethin called chican and rise. Well it was yummy yummy. Parantly ot is because I have poorly tummy.

Honey

 

[HAH]

I got cat poo for brekfust, yum yum yum!! Itwas in a noo place in the gardin, Curly madea funny noise an woodent let me lik her. Odd.

*Kipper*

 

[Loraseal]

Somefing is a miss..mama washed my basket cover and my blankie.... I see suitcases.......and somefing she called skees on the kitchen floor. They looked quite nice to taste but she said nee nee Hunter....

 

[Candy]

She has gon! Loosee the growly Pat-a-tail Terror has gon at last and now it is just me and Mother agen just like it shood be. Mother ses we cood maybe go sneekily sneekily down to the pub tonite even if it is only Fursday. She ses we need to do lots of catchin up wiv frends. Catchin up wiv frends meens I get lots of treets cos I am GoodGirlJoy.

 

[edzbird]

Oh that does sound like a good night GoodGirlJoy. My dad is going to the pub but I am not allowed to do with him. My mum used to take me in the car when we went to pick him up when he'd turned wobbly, but now she doesn't because she says we can't take Meg(an) Sparkle too. Now usually I love my black & white sista but not on a Thursday nite when I want to go and get dad from the pub. She is annoying then. We have to wait at home for him.

- Coco

 

[VanillaBean]

We went to the beach today. I ate sand and rolled in it. Does not taste very good...
I also went further into the sea, I nearly lost the ground....

Honey

 

[Candy]

We went to the pub. There was lots of Person- puppies.I got reely loads of treets cos I was very gently wiv them. That's cos I am GoodGirlJoy.

 

[Cath]

I love going to the pub...............Fred

 

[Lab_adore]

ONG OMG this place is so ace an new smells an the beach an I ran an swimmed an barked at the fence then barked at the postman then did zoomies then barked at dad then at mum then did digging in the garden then more zoomies and now time for a nap. Heard dad say 'finally'

Mum called me a new name. It sounded like nigh mare?

 

[SwampDonkey]

You must related to Moo her name was nigh mare too.she also was called heart of darkness empress of evil and black hearted hell beast.

 

[Emily]

My mum calls our hooman Nathan "nigh mare" a lot

 

[Candy]

Tee hee! Me and Mother are sneekin off to the pub agen! We never go on won day and then the next! Mother ses she did not see evry won yesterday and we must not ofend our frends so we must make sure we catch up wiv all of them. She ses we wont stay long but I fink I can make shoor we do by doin a really good Settle and bein GoodGirlJoy.

 

[VanillaBean]

We went to the beach again today, then we went to my favourite shop. On way home I was sick in the car.
Now I am trying to relax in the garden

Vanilla

 

[VanillaBean]

I went to the beach and went swimming.
Then we went to a good shop where I got treats.
On the way home I got an extra breakfast. My sista got rid of loads of food and water from her mouth and I started to eat it...I did not know a car ride coukd be so much fun...

Honey