The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

We’ve got a new mini hooman in our family. We sor it when sum of our favrit hoomans brort it round at the weekend. Now mum keeps disapeering and cums home smelling of mini hooman, so I sniff and sniff and sniff. I think she mite be out cuddling sumthing insted of me.
Tuppy
 
I fownd a real taystee snak an I did grab an cronch it an mum did say WHAT HAVE YOU GOT MEG and I cronched faster and she did open my mowth an see my prize bone all split an everything an she so stick her fingers in an hoiked it all owt! So cross. She only dumped MY prize in the next poo bin. Shud av bit her fingers, with hindsite.

- Meg(an) Sparkle
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
She has gon! Loosee the growly Pat-a-tail Terror has gon at last and now it is just me and Mother agen just like it shood be. Mother ses we cood maybe go sneekily sneekily down to the pub tonite even if it is only Fursday. She ses we need to do lots of catchin up wiv frends. Catchin up wiv frends meens I get lots of treets cos I am GoodGirlJoy.:tail:
 
Oh that does sound like a good night GoodGirlJoy. My dad is going to the pub but I am not allowed to do with him. My mum used to take me in the car when we went to pick him up when he'd turned wobbly, but now she doesn't because she says we can't take Meg(an) Sparkle too. Now usually I love my black & white sista but not on a Thursday nite when I want to go and get dad from the pub. She is annoying then. We have to wait at home for him.

- Coco
 
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