Boogie
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I'm not scared of wasps but I have to behave as if I am because I'm highly allergic to them.




I hadn't thought about swans but you are totally RIGHT! They are vicious! And geese, their slightly less homicidal yet grumpy cousins.I thought I wasn't really totally scared of anything animal wise. I would never get into a field of cows if I could avoid it, and rats urgh!
Then it came to me.
SWANS
Yes, I am really frightened of swans.....scary as heck IMHO.
Glad to hear that doing what they advise you to do works!! I was absolutely terrified when I came across one, I panicked and biked away as fast as I could, which I do not advise, that mamma cat was hot in pursuitThe official government advice is to start singing loudly and stomping. Which in my humble opinion only really means that you look like an idiot before they eat you. On the other hand, the one time Brogan and I came face to face with one and I dumbly started yelling out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!" and dancing around like a loon, it looked at me, looked at Brogan, kind of did a cat eye roll, and loped off. So...thank you State of California public parks department for that educational advice?
OK, I will NOT make fun of them telling us to sing Happy Birthday to mountain lions ever again!Glad to hear that doing what they advise you to do works!! I was absolutely terrified when I came across one, I panicked and biked away as fast as I could, which I do not advise, that mamma cat was hot in pursuit![]()
Honestly⦠not my brightest momentOK, I will NOT make fun of them telling us to sing Happy Birthday to mountain lions ever again!![]()