The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

I bin norty, and eated a BIG bun I found. Then I was taken to the nice vet lady....only she wasn't nice and gived me an injeckshun. I sicked everywhere! No one tole me off, but said I was a good girl! Then more vet peoples came in and looked at my sickie!!! Then I went home....and mummy said daddy was norty!!!!

Bramble
My NORTY Daddy left some plain chocolate on the side and I did eat it, bum lady said I would probably be alright; why are Daddies silly :facepalm:

Rourke
 
Sky a Happy Late Burfday and Pongo....Happy Burfday too! You got fishy treats! I luv fishy treats....well I luv any treat. But not Chocolate. Maxx it is BadBadBad very bad for us doggies. We get very very pawly but the hoomans go silly for it and eat too much and moan they eat too much. Silly hoomans.
Woobin you will be OK, use your inner cuteness!
Megan you hav a luvvy Mum , stay strong. U hav Coco to help too and he sayz you is feerz. So you must be feerz.

Woof Hunter
 
I got horrid nose cayje thing. Tryd rubbing it off but get told leev it. Feel styupid but Coco sez look feerce so puttin up for now.

- Meg(an) Sparkle
Sparklygirl I just read this and it sounds horrid but you know your mum loves you so be strong. Sometimes hoomans make us do stupid things. Most of the time it is just annoying and sometimes there's a reason for it. Your mum is a besthooman so just put up with it and she'll sort it out for you as soon as she can, I'm sure. Maybe you can get really good treats for it?
 
Happy burfday Sky and Pongo.

Maxx dont feel bad, your mummy still loves you. Hope she is better soon. Maybe she will have those funny sticks and then you can play with them...

Rory I like fish, they look yummy

Everybody is sick, maybe our hoomans are doung something that they should not and not feedjng us properly
 
Every dog is born in December! December is the best because the wet from above stops and we get WHITE from above, which is somuchfun! Feels great on the paws. Happy birthday Pongo and Sky, you guys are big grown ups doggies.

Quinn
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Thismorning there wos 2 strange flappy fings in the garden. They wos flappin abowt like dognosewot! I did NOT like the look of them, not won little bit. They looked flappy and fierce. I BARKBARKEDBARKED at them wiv my most fiercest ever BARK wot makes me sound reely BIGANDFIERCE. Mother larfed, she LARFED at my bigandfierce barking then she put them in the bin. She sed they wos colebags. Well, colebags is flappy and fierce, that is orl I can say. I wos just doin my job. My job is to protect Mother and to make her larf so I did well today. That is becos I am GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxx
Pee Ess Happy Bufday to all the Bufday dogs!:tail::dug::gift::cake: GGJ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
Happy bufday Pongo, I am manijing with my nose caij thing a bit. It's just there's strainjers an I get scared.

- Meg(an) Sparkle
Oh sparklygirl, I'm sorry you are scared. If i was there I would stand next to you and be BIG BIG BIG PONGO and then you wouldn't be scared. You are a brave girl and you have a good pack with your hoomans and coco and you will be back home soon soon soon. Licks xxxx
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
Hola Pongo, here is your best Spanish friend and I want to say "Feleeeeees coompleaaanos!" which of course means "Haaaaaaapy Birthday"! When can I come sit on you and play bitey face again?

And I am sending many besitos and hugs to pretty sparkly Megan and her hoomans. :hug:
 
Roobin Arfa is in trouble , again , but not massif truble this time ! Mummy and Daddy fort he was beein everso gud in the car, not making a winy noise like he sumtimes does , well he wasn't beein gud at all , he was very qwietly ripping up a book that Daddy had left on the seeeet , it was a new one too and Daddy sed sum norty werds , Nelly xx
 
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