The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

I have been to the bum man for my six munf check. I wos wayed and am 17.5 kg, the bum man wos really nice to start wiv and said I had a reelllly good body score (dunno wot that is but Mum wos happy wiv me). THEN bum man said but he's a bit out of portion, eiver his body is too long or his legs is too short, and he said my ear wos waxy, AND he said my nice new big boys teefs were givin me a funny bite. Well, I don't fink you is all that perfick eiver mr bum man, and I bet my big boys teefs can bite perfickly well if they want to.

Anyway I had had enuff of that so I went to the door and said to Mum I thought we shuld leave now, but Mum said there's just one more thing to check, and then bum man stuck his finger up my bottom . Well, I shan't be inviting myself back there anytime soon .

But we did go to the park, and I did have a nice walk after, so that wos gud .

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[kateincornwall]

Toffee , that wasn't very nice of that bum man , fanci sayin those fings about you , I fink you is perfick xxxxx Daddy as bin sewin all ower toys , its not wat makes holes in them , its that norty Woobin Arfer Ramsden , he is a devil sometimes , Nelly xx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Toffee my legs are super long my backs to long and I've got slightly cow hocked back legs but I'm totally fabulous. Your body will go through all sorts of weird growth spurts ignore bum man sticky fingers. It will all be fine who can tell yet? Certainly not a person who looks up dogs bums for a living

 

[snowbunny]

Roobin mum says your inishuls are RAR which is the noise a Taiga makes so you must be very feerse.
Squidge

 

[kateincornwall]

No Squidge , I is not fierce , I just pretend to be , I like RAR x This morning Mummy asked the alexa fing to play local raidio . Sudenly a man started talking out of the boxy fing , so I barked at him , Woobin x

 

[edzbird]

I feerce..I did try to grab a man in a funny hard hat who did think he cud pet me wiyl he wuz mending the rode..so I showed him, reelly feerce me. Dad was cross.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Lab_adore]

I don think I'm feerce. I just wanna be frends with everyone and jump on them and give them licks. Some peeeple are fraid though cos Dad sed Im hevvy and clumsy. Pfffft

I sicked in the middle of the night and yesterday mornin' too. Mum sed she is gunna rename me Charlie so she can call me Chuck for short. I don unnerstand

 

[HAH]

I don no wot feerce is. I like likkin frens an bouncing them. Sometimes they don bounce back anI don geddit. I’m sorry you’re poorly sickboy Maxx. Maybees you need more kibble an biskits? Maybees you shud winebto let them no? Thad’s wot I do an it works.
*Kipper*

 

[SwampDonkey]

I got venison crunchies nom nom nom. All for me he he he

 

[snowbunny]

I wuz sik in the nite too. Mum see it’s becuz I’ve bin eetin the spring grass but at least she din have to pull it out me bum agen

Squidge

 

[chrisc831]

Aw squidgy squidge you did make me larf,

 

[edzbird]

Oh dog! That Meg(an) Sparkle's taking "feerce" to the extreme. She was so norty at school tonight. She hated Aggie the new curly-looking Lab, she hated Gizmo a wee curly dog, she hated Lola & Ivy, 2 collies. I was embarrassed to know her. She did do a good recall though...I was a bit proud of my silly sista then.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

Ha ha I sikked grass an stik-bark on sunday morning an dad was out an mum had been to a party and was very ill or sumthin an she had to get up and clean sik wiyl she was ill an me an Coco messed in the gardin, so funny.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[VanillaBean]

Well we will see if these bruvas and sistas are any good. parantly my hoomans are going for a visit soon, but I am not allowed to go. Well how I am supposed to assist amd let them know if it is a yes or a no???

Well I am not feeling to good today at all...I was up in the night as could not sleep, and then I have been sick this morning loads, not just once or twice, but 6 times already. I did not want to eat it again as it smelled really bad, and I like most smelly things. Plus it is all watery... I have sicked up the poo ball that I ate on Sunday I think, but in little pieces...at least daddy is at home looking after me.
But he say we have to air the house out and have all windows and doors open...

 

[Lab_adore]

Yerk, that don sound good Vanilla. Hope you stop sickin' soon.

 

[VanillaBean]

So do i Maxx - I am really feeling sorry for my self...

 

[Jacqui-S]

Oh no. All this sick.
Not good wif Santa paws coming soon.

Lilly x

 

[Lab_adore]

Who is santa paws Lilly?

 

[HAH]

Yes who is santas paws plees Lilly?
*Kipper*

 

[Jen]

Hello frenssss!

I’ve been on my Stanleydays to Nanna and Grandads and they’re old and can’t use the tappy fing!

I had a nice time but I missed mummy and daddy!

I gots some new toys - I gots a duck but this one is my favourite - Larry the Llama! He talks funny, mummy says it’s because he’s an American!



Stanley