The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[chrisc831]

Ooh I luvs catty poo, I eateateat it wen I can shnaffel it. Don’t eat otha poo tho. All this die it talk is gettin me worrit. I’mgoing for my vacshination an annwal check up tonite. Thinks eyed betta not get on scaly thing or I’ll be on die it too. Luckily coz I bouncebounce bounce, they don’t trust the scales, betta tuck my tummy up n hold my breath so my waste shows nice. Fergus

 

[Hollysdad]

I had brill walk today. Dad took me to the woods and I rolled in fox poo. I got reely muddy then I had a swim. We played hide and seek and chasy games. Best of all I met s hooman puppy with food all over its hands and face and washed it off. It's peeple thought it was funny.

 

[kateincornwall]

I got weyed too , I was 11 and a haf kilos , fink I will be a big boy wen I am growwd up . Nelly had her fur cut , I wached and fort oh no , it mite be me next but it wasn't, fank goodness , Woobin x

 

[SwampDonkey]

Casper matey result! Was it nice or are you too creamy to speak?

 

[Beanwood]

@SwampDonkey I am a good dog, but what was I supposed to do when a pot of clotted cream leaps of the counter??? It was scary being attacked, but I am brave good labrador so I ate it...quickly

Casper....the sensible one

 

[SwampDonkey]

If I hadn't eaten my cap I would take it off for you sir. I salute your bravery

 

[chrisc831]

If I hadn't eaten my cap I would take it off for you sir. I salute your bravery

Ooh cuzin Rory, I want to have langwidge like you wen I’m 5, going to langwidge skool. On a difrent note I’m on a die it, got to lose 4 kg .

 

[SwampDonkey]

I'm obviously perfect I do not need s dye it

 

[Ashley]

I've been on a dye it I think but now I'm done with my dye it and keep trying to ask for more dinner. I've started licking the floor, you'd be surprised how tasty in can be when you have been on a dye it for weeks.
Quinn

 

[edzbird]

I've started licking the floor

Oh Quinn, Ms Sparkle licks the floor, the doors, the oven glove, the oven door, the bed......It's a sign of weirdness. True weirdness.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Look how long my legs are he he he. So bored at the flower house. I want to run about,. But I got to wait. So bored

 

[chrisc831]

Those legs were built for prancin

 

[SwampDonkey]

Dancing n prancin cuz

 

[kateincornwall]

We bin for a muddie walk in a wud and gess wat , Woobin came too cos he can go out now ! Mummy tuk tweets in her bag and she droped Woobins leed so he cud run a bit and wen she showted us and wisled we came back cos I can heer a wisle , this is the end of my peece but it was fun , Nelly xx

 

[Loraseal]

I was naughty with other dogs in the woods today. Daddy says he has had enough and he is going to get my balls shrunk!. I is worried.

 

[chrisc831]

 

[chrisc831]

Dancing n prancin cuz

Cuz, if youz dancin n prancin do you? do you... gulp....pull Santa’s slay?

 

[Pepper]

I was naughty with other dogs in the woods today. Daddy says he has had enough and he is going to get my balls shrunk!. I is worried.

I fink you should be worried!

 

[SwampDonkey]

Cuz, if youz dancin n prancin do you? do you... gulp....pull Santa’s slay?

I check with ging she might know.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Oooow ooooooo oooow the flower house made my eyes go funny ooooooo don't look into my eyes you'll see flowers