The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Pepper]

I had pizza bones tonight - yum yum yum
A very content Pepper

 

[snowbunny]

Mumz bin mekkin curry awl day. She sez she has somewon commin over next weekend but she dun have time to cuk in the week so she is mekkin curriz fur the frizzer. Smells so gud!!
She sez tomorrow shez trying a recipee for baaaajees. I dunno wat that is but sounds yum. Wunner if we’ll get eny.
Squidge

 

[Jacqui-S]

I LUV nanny bread,
I nevva got none tonite
Lilly xx

(well....just the ikkle bit mum sneeked me but dont tell sophi)

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging says no Fergus I lack the work ethic of a reindeer. Parently I'm a free loader who gets distracted far to easily. I protested quite rightly I feel but that cunning yeti waved my croccy at me and I lost my thread completely. She says I need to stick to soft furnishings and glitter. She says it's best to work to my strengths prancing being cuddly and flouncing about the park.

 

[chrisc831]

Mmmmm!, sounds like famly. Dancer n prancer as a ‘night before Christmas’ concept was just a vague primordial memory. Glitter on Cuz, my search for Santa Claus continues.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I got glittering

 

[Candy]

Oh Rory, I never hav had glittering. I wood love to see yoo glittering. I fink I cood glitter cos I am GoodGirlJoy. Bedtimenow. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Rosie]

Mumz bin mekkin curry awl day. She sez she has somewon commin over next weekend but she dun have time to cuk in the week so she is mekkin curriz fur the frizzer. Smells so gud!!
She sez tomorrow shez trying a recipee for baaaajees. I dunno wat that is but sounds yum. Wunner if we’ll get eny.
Squidge

Hey guys, what's all this "I wonder if I'll get any " business? I've always assumed that it is my dog-given right to share anything that happens in the Kitchin... Are you telling me that sometimes your hoomans don't share?!? That's AWFUL! Call dogline immediately!
..

 

[Lab_adore]

hi frends, I'm back from the kennls and I had lots of fun but then Mum and Dad were there an I toed the lady through the door and zoomied to Mum and Dad and they were happy to see me too.

Sounds like you have been havin' lots of fun 'cept for the dyets. I'm on a dyet too cos the bum-man alien-probing white-coated vet man weighed me a few weeks ago an I was 43.4 kg and so I been on a dyet ever sinse. I called dogline but they sez its true, I will feel better if Im smaller. What a complete load of rubbish

 

[VanillaBean]

I found the biggest smelliest poo ball on the beach yesterday. I just smelled delicous all over and a little bit fell off and I ate it. My breath was perfect all day...

Oh we went and saw that little black annoying think too. It has grown a bit but still just as annoying. Well I told it off twice, but did he get the point???? At least he came back and apologiesd so we played again.
Apparently it is practise for me. What practise?

 

[Lab_adore]

UUUUHHH OOOOHHHH Vanilla

You gettin' a little brutha or sista I reckon. You are lucky, I want one too....I think

 

[Jacqui-S]

Oh Vanilla, yu are going to hav to hav a word wif Nellie
Lilly x

 

[VanillaBean]

I have heard my hoomans mention the word 'brutha' and 'sista' asking me what I would prefer. Well if that means a little fluffy annoying thing then 'NO NO NO thank you very much'. I like my space, piece and quiet and my kingdom is just coming along very nicely. I have am still training my hoomans to make sure that my needs are meet all the time, I don't have time to train anyone else.
They even mentioned that he should come for a visit to us....em EXCUSE me, did they check that it was OK with me. No they did not.

Lilly - I will have a word with Nellie, as I think she has had a terrible time, also I think Ripple too has had a terrible time.

Maxx - do you have a second home??? you always seem to be at a kennel's...but glad you are back and just make sure your hoomans give you plenty of attention...

 

[Lab_adore]

I been three times Vanilla an they said no more ages. I got loads of cuddles and games from Dad today an mum will be home soon an she plays with me then.

 

[VanillaBean]

Well at least you got loads of cuddles from your dad and hopefully you mum wont be much longer.
I am waiting for my daddy as he has been ages today. He said he is busy at work...

 

[edzbird]

New sisters are the BEST Vanilla. We have huge fun. We made up a complicated game called Kong Chess - It lasts for ages I still get my cuddles n all.

- Coco

 

[Aitch]

Bruthas and sistas are great. There is always someone to play with. You have to teach them things like how to get extra food and which toys are yours but they are great.

Amber.

 

[kateincornwall]

Vanilla , it aint that bad weely ! I get extra treats when Woobin does somefink rite , so that's gud and he get for meels every day , so I get a bit a well , that's gud , plus I can be his bossy sista and tell him off if he gets a bit wild , so don't worrie , its fun, sometimes , Nelly xxx

 

[SteffiS]

I can only tell you wot it's like havin a baby bruvver. I did think it wos pretty awfull - but the last few days we've played lots of games and it has been a bit fun. It's gud havin someone to annoy (Mum won't let me annoy the cats ) , and gud havin someone to blame wen things get broked. So it might be alrite Vanilla.

Ripple

 

[snowbunny]

Baby sissers are offal. Speshully the brown ones. But theyre OK wen they get bigger I spose. She never shouts at me like Willow does.

Shadow