The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Mumz bin mekkin curry awl day. She sez she has somewon commin over next weekend but she dun have time to cuk in the week so she is mekkin curriz fur the frizzer. Smells so gud!!
She sez tomorrow shez trying a recipee for baaaajees. I dunno wat that is but sounds yum. Wunner if we’ll get eny.
Squidge
 
Ging says no Fergus I lack the work ethic of a reindeer. Parently I'm a free loader who gets distracted far to easily. I protested quite rightly I feel but that cunning yeti waved my croccy at me and I lost my thread completely. She says I need to stick to soft furnishings and glitter. She says it's best to work to my strengths prancing being cuddly and flouncing about the park.πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸŒŸπŸŒŸπŸŒŸπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŽˆπŸŽˆπŸŽˆ
 
Mumz bin mekkin curry awl day. She sez she has somewon commin over next weekend but she dun have time to cuk in the week so she is mekkin curriz fur the frizzer. Smells so gud!!
She sez tomorrow shez trying a recipee for baaaajees. I dunno wat that is but sounds yum. Wunner if we’ll get eny.
Squidge
Hey guys, what's all this "I wonder if I'll get any " business? I've always assumed that it is my dog-given right to share anything that happens in the Kitchin... Are you telling me that sometimes your hoomans don't share?!? That's AWFUL! Call dogline immediately!
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Lab_adore

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hi frends, I'm back from the kennls and I had lots of fun but then Mum and Dad were there an I toed the lady through the door and zoomied to Mum and Dad and they were happy to see me too.

Sounds like you have been havin' lots of fun 'cept for the dyets. I'm on a dyet too cos the bum-man alien-probing white-coated vet man weighed me a few weeks ago an I was 43.4 kg and so I been on a dyet ever sinse. I called dogline but they sez its true, I will feel better if Im smaller. What a complete load of rubbish
 
I found the biggest smelliest poo ball on the beach yesterday. I just smelled delicous all over and a little bit fell off and I ate it. My breath was perfect all day...

Oh we went and saw that little black annoying think too. It has grown a bit but still just as annoying. Well I told it off twice, but did he get the point???? At least he came back and apologiesd so we played again.
Apparently it is practise for me. What practise?
 
I have heard my hoomans mention the word 'brutha' and 'sista' asking me what I would prefer. Well if that means a little fluffy annoying thing then 'NO NO NO thank you very much'. I like my space, piece and quiet and my kingdom is just coming along very nicely. I have am still training my hoomans to make sure that my needs are meet all the time, I don't have time to train anyone else.
They even mentioned that he should come for a visit to us....em EXCUSE me, did they check that it was OK with me. No they did not.

Lilly - I will have a word with Nellie, as I think she has had a terrible time, also I think Ripple too has had a terrible time.

Maxx - do you have a second home??? you always seem to be at a kennel's...but glad you are back and just make sure your hoomans give you plenty of attention...
 
Well at least you got loads of cuddles from your dad and hopefully you mum wont be much longer.
I am waiting for my daddy as he has been ages today. He said he is busy at work...
 
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