The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Cath]

I hope your Mummy alright Roary ..............Annie

 

[SwampDonkey]

She's always falling she says proper ruddie words

 

[Lab_adore]

Sorry bout your bad dreem Kip an hope your Ging ok Rory

We had big bad storm but I was very brave

 

[VanillaBean]

I had no walk yesterday because we had a storm here...well there was a little break and we could have gone for a walk mummy. But oh no that silly red juice came out instead. Daddy would have taken me no matter what, I miss him....

 

[Candy]

Fire and snuggles and cuddles. Best of awl
Think I deserve sum treets thow. After all I am GoodGirlJoy. xxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

It's. Too. Hot

 

[snowbunny]

Wot you talkin' bout? I is snuggled up on the bed in frunt of a rorring fyre.

Mmm, tostee toes.

Shadow

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging is full of it today she been out for hours walking about. Now she wants to go out for a big relaxing walk. I just got comfy not appy

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx it can't be hot, it has been raining you have rivers so I believe...or is that coming...
I like rorring fyres but ours are not on at moment...
Rory just stay comfy, and look at her with your eyes to say 'really cant you see I am all comfy and settled'

 

[Jacqui-S]

Mummy sayz Tis Ball Tic here.
Lilly x

 

[Lab_adore]

Vanilla mum sed it's hoomid an it makes her fur frizzy. We had river in the sky before but it's gone now

 

[Candy]

I have had PUPCORN!!!. But by misteak, not on purpuss.Found it on the brij and snaffled it before you could say GoodGirlJoy! Teehee!

 

[Emily]

Maxx it's really hoomid here too. Mum's a bit tired this morning and not really getting up off the couch. I think it's because she came home reely late last and was walking a bit wobbly. I'm getting a little worried that I might not get my walk.

 

[Lab_adore]

Its truly horrible Ella. We jus had a big storm and now the hoomidness is worser than ever. Mum put the fan on me and now the white box that blows cold air is going on....good

I'm in trubble....I saw Bear the choccie lab up on the footpath when I was at the dog park this morning and they weren't coming down to see me so I had to go and see him. Dad did a big rugby tackle but I side stepped him and he went face first into the mud then Bear's Mum grabbed me and Dad was so mad...I never seen him so mad. He said "Maxx you could get run over by a car and we are never coming back to the dog park EVER'

 

[Jacqui-S]

"Maxx you could get run over by a car and we are never coming back to the dog park EVER'

Dizasta.
You betta try do what the humans want for a bit. Get them back on side.
Lilly x

 

[edzbird]

we are never coming back to the dog park EVER

he dont mean it Maxx. Gott to go, tuggy....

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[VanillaBean]

went face first into the mud

My daddy did this too when I was younger.
Dont worry you will get to go to dog park again, you got to be good for a while like Lilly said.

 

[Rosie]

Weird thing happened yesterday. I was running and then there was a stringy-fence thing where it shouldn't be and I bumped through it and it BIT me. And mum was shouting something like nononopongothatsalectrikfence. And then I couldn't get back to her because the fence would have BIT me again. So I barked and barked and barked at it just to show it who was boss. And she was making all grumbly noises about stoopidbluddydog and she got over the bitey-fence very very slowly and then we walked ages and ages and past all these boring sheep and found a gate and of course I couldn't fit through the gate and it was all tied up with stringy stuff and mum spend ages and ages fiddling with the stringy stuff and then the gate got open and then she spent ages and ages fiddling with the stringy stuff again and then we walked ages and ages down the road and got home. And it was really dark by then and lots of water-from-above and for some reason mum didn't look happy and said ifyouvedamagedthatbluddyfenceyouaresomewunelsesdog. But I was happy cos I got a long walk. But I didn't like that biteyfence, no not one little bit. Bark bark bark.

 

[HAH]

Pongopongo I did meet a bitey fence a few wee’s ago! You’re so brave to barkat it. I was very lucky as I diden get bit but Curly did an she said OWBUGGERTHATSSTRONG an did a little dance so I think she liked it. Maybees there are bitey fences roamin the countrysigh? Be alert, dogfrens!
*Kipper*

 

[edzbird]

I did meet the saim fense and it bite me I ran and ran and jumped into my dads arms and he did cumfut me but I didnt want to go out agen cuz it waz relly hurty.

- Meg(an) Sparkle