The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Mummy has 5 days at that rubbish work place and then she has 11 whole days off with meeeee!

She said we’re going to have lots of special walks and cuddles and treats because this is our last Christmas before the bald puppee arrives!

Stanley

Same here Stanley! Mum sed four more work sleeps then 16 hole days with me an Dad...yipppeeee. I wish she didn have to go to that work place but 'parently she needs to so they can buy my kibble.

Mum went to that Aldi place again, where the pylon jumped out and smashed her car. She didn want to but sed that if they waited for Dad to go, like he was promisin', they would be eatin' my kibble for their dinner! WHAT?

 

[Jacqui-S]

Was back at the vet man agaaaaiiiiinnnn today.
I wayed 23.7 keelows
2 weeks ago I waz 25.7 keelows. I am faydin away to a skellington.
Send help.
Lilly x

 

[edzbird]

Lilly, it is nearly Hooman Crissmuss. You will get loads. Target your Hooman, though. Some are weaker than others.

- Coco

 

[Jacqui-S]

Thankz for the tip Coco.
I now whu the weekezt link iz
Lilly x

 

[SteffiS]

I can fly! I can fly!

Toffee - the not norty one

No you can't you silly boy, I kept tellin you - the bird was flyin round the beech, you wos just running round unnerneaf it .

Ripple (exasperated of Fife)

 

[SwampDonkey]

I've seen a house fly Ripple

 

[SwampDonkey]

I had the best walk ging is back so we played loads and she got me a new foot ball. I love ging almost as much as footballs I'm so tired zzzzzz

 

[SteffiS]

I've seen a house fly Ripple

Toffee - the not norty one.

Don't encourage him Rory, jus don't encourage him .

Ripple

 

[Boogie]

Me an my hoooman are going sniffy snif sniffing tomorrow - well, I’ll be doing the sniffy sniff sniffing, she’ll just be lazy and follow my lead

 

[SwampDonkey]

You're a star sniffy sniff sniff. Hope it's a bit dryer tomorrow so you can lead the way again XX

 

[Pepper]

I dropped my favourite ChuckIt Whistler ball in the pond today and it sank! Dad didn’t want to get wet and find it for me!
A very sad Pepper

 

[Lab_adore]

A big box arrived from Pet Circle! I closely 'spected the opening but there were no toys just kibble 'n' some bottle of speshel shampoo.

Sorry you lost your ball Pepper

 

[Jen]

I dropped my favourite ChuckIt Whistler ball in the pond today and it sank! Dad didn’t want to get wet and find it for me!
A very sad Pepper

Pepper! Pepper!

Santa Paws comes soon. Maybe he’ll bring you a new ball

Stanley

 

[edzbird]

I dropped my favourite ChuckIt Whistler ball in the pond today and it sank!

Pepper I did drop my Chuckit Squeaker ball in a muddy ditch an it sank. I tried an tried to fish it out but cudn't find it. Lost.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

I dropped my favourite ChuckIt Whistler ball in the pond today and it sank! Dad didn’t want to get wet and find it for me!
A very sad Pepper

 

[VanillaBean]

I am bored my walks are getting boring...mummy is attached to me all the time now. She said I can run again whrn daddy is back as I am to naughty in pick up poison fish.

Ollie lost my ball once...never found it but parantly Santa Paws is bringing presents.

Hope you find some food Lilly and fast so you dont waste away...we dont want that. But Coco is right plenty good soon it will be raining food from the kitchen, table and everywhere. And it tastes so good...drooldrool....so hungry now

 

[Loraseal]

Hoomans are always attached to me...except at wee ends....an then I run an run wiv my little big hooman in the woods an play hidey see. No beech at the moment as mama sayz I get too friendly with the doggies and she has nowhere to hide her Shame. I have nevva met Shame. No idea who Shame is.
Does Santa Paws make it rain food from the table an kitchin? Lily I think Santa Paws has to cum early for you!

 

[Rosie]

Oh Hunter @Loraseal , my mum said this morning that she's planning to take me to a JILLITY SPESHULDAY soon but she's not sure if she can stand the Shame. Maybe Shame is coming to the Jillityspeshulday? I haven't done Jillity for ages and ages and ages and ages and I can't remember much about it but I THINK it is all about me running up to other dogs and trying to get them to play with me when their hoomans don't want them to, and also I need to go and sniff things like sticks and tunnels and stuff and then have a pee all over them. If I see Shame there I'll say hello to him from you, shall I?

 

[Rosie]

Yes, it is definitely near Santapaws time! I recognise it, this is going to be my FOURTH Santapaws day. Has anyone here not had a Santapaws day yet? It is the BEST!

 

[SteffiS]

I never had Santapaws, Ripple said I might not have one if I've been norty, but I'm never norty (well only a little bit, sometimes).

Toffee - the not norty one.