The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[kateincornwall]

I been helpin a man hoo came here today , he was called gasman and he was messin with the boyler to maik sure it is safe . He sed he cud not have done it wivout me , Roobin xx

 

[VanillaBean]

I think santapaws will come. I will inform him as I think he comes here forst. Or maybe we have south one and you have a north one...
Mummy had a bad night sleep so I did too. She muttered something about 'can't wait for your daddy to come home'. Neither can I, hope he comes soon. Parantly we are going for a special drive tonight

 

[edzbird]

Santapaws live in the North Pole. He probably leaves early to go to you in the South first, Vanilla. Good luck on your speshul drive, hope it's a good one.

- Coco

 

[VanillaBean]

Coco that makes sense, cause I think it be to hot down here for him all the time.
I hope so too that it is a good speshual drive

 

[Lab_adore]

Vanilla....I got a secret.....I peeked over Mum's shoulder an saw a post from your Dad! He sed he was posting from 40 million foots so I think that meens he is in a airplayne! He must be on his way home

 

[VanillaBean]

Mmm...thanks Maxx. I will ask mummy if that is what is happening. If so that meansI will sleep on him and hopefully I will get a long walk on beach tomorrow with Daddy....

 

[SteffiS]

Mum has brought an outdoor tree indoors and hung lots of toys on it, it's very xcitin. After I eeted my Kong I chose myself a toy and crunched it up in my bed. Now she's all cross, I don't no why, it was a very nice crunchy gold star.

Ripple

 

[Lab_adore]

Awww Ripple, she won stay cross for long. I bet it was fun to crunch it. Mum and Dad aren't puttin' up the tree cos apparently they don trust me. Hmph. I only took the tv remote twice yesterday, stole one plastic bag, Dad's thongs an his t-shirt. Hardly anything at all so what's their problem?

Mum showed me the new labbydor forum calendar and I sniffed at the pictures of you all. We are a very hansum bunch you know

 

[Jen]

I’ve been good boy this year and haven’t stoled anyfink of the tree.

Hoping they relax and trust me more, then I can steal the turkey.

Stanley

 

[SteffiS]

Pparently they're not toys they're decorayshuns, not for eetin Mum said, not sure wot the point is then .

Ripple

 

[Candy]

No, I don't understand it niver but my job is to look after Mother and make her happy so I will be GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxç

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum just put this out so I nicked her camera and took a pic. Can anyone read it? I didn go to skool like most of you

 

[Atemas]

Mumsie and Daddy Hooman were out again last night!! Daddy had been playing that wooden stringy thing all day until he drove Red and me nuts - over and over again - the same bits of moosic - he said he was practising - that’s not what I call it! Mumsie went to see her friend - lucky her, getting out the way for a bit. Anyways they were out all evening - that’s two night’s on the trot leaving us dogs home alone. Anyways, Jenny comes in again and we love Jenny as she makes a fuss of us and gets us Kongs out the freezer and takes us in the garden. Mumsie is looking very tired today - wonder if they are going out again later?

Sky

 

[Granca]

Ooooh, Maxx, that looks good. I can’t read it either but try sniffing it. Don’t tear the paper tho.

Tuppy

 

[Granca]

Maxx, it says ‘Maxx’, so I think it it must be for you, but don’t touch it. You don’t want to get into trouble like That Tuppence Creature.

Wispa

 

[Lab_adore]

Me? Its for ME? Oh wow oh wow oh wow oh wow

Wen can I have it? Now? Want it now!!

 

[Granca]

Not now, Maxx. Calm down. Just be patient - but that takes years of practice.

Wispa

 

[Rosie]

Hey guys - for all of you that haven't had a Santapaws or Krissmuss yet, here is a Song That I Rote. It tells you all you need to know about Krissmuss and why it is good, and what the signs are to look out for. I had to get mum to sing it for you because I can't get my tongue round all the words. And I got a bit distracted near the end cos it is a bit long and there was all this stuff about FOOD so I really thought I ought to go check the kitchen...you understand. Anyway, here is Pongo's Crissmuss Song. That I Rote.

Dropbox - 20181219_211128.mp4

 

[Loraseal]

Woof Pongo! I luv your Kissmuss song. You has your hooman well trained!! I refoos to listen to my mama hooman singin. She is very very bad at it.

 

[Cath]

Mum has brought an outdoor tree indoors and hung lots of toys on it

Our Mum has done this too and it is very big. I nicked a red and gold ball off the tree and Mum said come here you little Madam.
Fred is a goodie two shoes and he does not do things like that......................Annie