The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Cath]

Good lad Stanley.................Fred

 

[SteffiS]

Mum's makin min spies, but she said they are bad for dogs and make them ill . Ripple said he'd steel me one if I wanted but I finks that would be reeelly norty and I don't want to be ill .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Lab_adore]

Yesterday was my Mum's first day off too Stanley and she spent lots and lots of time with me doin' traynin'. It was fun! Today we went to the park and I did lots of runnin between Mum an Dad when they called me an I got loads of treets. Life is good. It's not so hot so that's good. Mum did say that a heet wayve is comin though.

 

[VanillaBean]

My hoomans left me at home today for hours. When they came home they smelled funny, but it reminded me of my dog mummy...I don't know why they smelled like that though.

 

[Jen]

Vanilla I heard you were getting a sister.

I’m getting a brother! I fink yours is furry a smol and a pupper. You can boop it on the head.

Mine is bald and a hooman puppee which parently you can’t boop on the head

Stanley

 

[VanillaBean]

Stanley I have heard my hoomans talk about a sister. Well I am not sure, but I suppose if I can boop it on the head then that would be OK I suppose. Hope it is not as annoying as the other little black thing a while back...I like my piece and quiet and cuddles with daddy and mummy

 

[Granca]

Sisters have their uses, Vanilla. You can make sure they get the blame for lots of things... You might even get extra toys too.

Wispa

 

[Jacqui-S]

He He He.
Just nikked a bit of shortie bred out dadz hand
Result!!
Lilly x

 

[snowbunny]

Summint is goin’ on. The hoomans have been doin’ stuff all day and have been puttin things in the car an the van an I seen my ole car harniss. Then Mum sed summin about goin for a walkees in the mountins tomorrow mornin but the mountins are only hills here, not reel mountins like in Andorra. Not shure wots happenin but I’m not lettin Mum out my site.

Shadow

 

[VanillaBean]

Wispa that sounds OK. They have said I am getting some good xmas pressies as it will be my last xmas on my own. I will see...

Did it taste good Lilly? That is a excellent result.

Shadow make sure your mummy doe not leave your site. But maybe you are going away for xmas to the mountains and to play in snow?

 

[snowbunny]

I like the snow. It gives me zoomies.

I just zoomied on mum’s head. She dint seem too pleased and is meeping that her nose and mouff hurt now.

Squidge

 

[HAH]

Yeh Squidge my Curly meeps in a muffled way if I sits on her hed - I fort it’s there wayov sayin they likes it? I LUFF snow, you lucky duck.

Also I’ve got my wag back!!! It went aways for a bit an my bottom hurt but everyfings okay agayn now altho a coupleov day’s ago the bum laydee did stick a thing up my bum an also did squeeze my bum but she said my bum was fine. I no that, silly bum laydee!

*Kipper*

 

[edzbird]

we had ham fat an it was amazin an mum sed I need more fat but it miyte make my bum messy but I did eet it enyway. An Coco did get sum too.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[kateincornwall]

There is food everywear in our howse , a massif lump of beaf and a grate big wite fing , Mummy says its a turkey and its a burd , don't luk much like a burd to me cos its a bit pooly I fink , it hasn't got a hed . Me and Nelly av bin helpin like mad , its ace , Roobin x

 

[Jacqui-S]

I got parsenip
Followed by carrot.
And bits of turkeee
And Santa haz been parrentlee
Didn't see him......
Lilly xx

 

[edzbird]

I wud biyte him Lilly.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Jacqui-S]

Think hees tastee Megaan?
Lilly x

 

[SwampDonkey]

Well he's nice and fat so I bet he tastes terrific

 

[Aitch]

Mummy says santapaws is coming after one sleep. Can't sleep. Got to watch for him. I have been winding Alex up all day so mummy says I'd better start being good so I stole some socks and threw a ball at daddy. That's good, right? Takes some skill?

Amber.

 

[Hollysdad]

Theres definitlee strange things going on. the tree is back. There is something scrumptious beneath it but im not allowed to eat it. dad has got those funny antler things out and my flashing collar.

last time this happened i got some luvly hooman food and felt so full i couldnt move. paws crossed it will happen again soon.