The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[kateincornwall]

I had the best moornin , the small human came to play wiv me and Nelly , he says he finks I am awite now that I don't bite so much , I cant bite a lot cos me teef keep falin out . I swolowed one yesterday , it came out in me poo cos I sore it ! Nelly hasn't wonted to play much cos she was pawly but she is beter now so we have done chasy games . I have got a willy, but I don't lick it , not yet anyway, Nelly has not got one, strange little fing , Roobin x

 

[Ashley]

The cold white is back! And I'm back to seeing my morning friends! I could not contain my excitement and ranranran with my friends in my new collar. We got birthday treats cause one of them is oneyearold now. I made a bit of a mistake when I saw my favourite stranger-human and chased him across the street. Mum said QUINN in a loud voice and I had to take a break on my leash, But then I rolled around in the white stuff.

Great morning!

Quinn

 

[snowbunny]

I saw a SHEEPS up close! We went for a nice long walk a bit later than normal and so we saw farmer man take awl the sheeps off the mountin. Normly we hav to go on lead past them but they wuz awl gone so we could stay runnin free. Then! We wuz farther than we can normly go becuz sheeps and Shadow saw summin in the trees waaaay above us. He looked and I looked and then he ran an I ran and Mum looked and sed “HELLNOASHEEPS!” juss as we got to it an then we stopped and looked an the sheep looked at us an then it ran off and we stood an looked an then ran back to Mum for sossij.

Mum sez she’s very proud we juss ran for a luk an not a chayse but she dun want that to hapn agen fankooverymutch.

 

[Loraseal]

I found my first really muddy deepwater puddle today... And I liked it so much I kept goin bak. Little big hooman laffed as I shared my mud wif him. Mama cleened me and made me wear a stoopid jacket. Pfff that jacket makes me luk pants.
Hunter

 

[Lab_adore]

I went to the beech!! The reel beach, not the river. There were so many doggies an I had the bestest time. Mum and dad sed I was such a good boy for always runnin' back when they called me. They sed now that they know I can be a good boy we can go again tomorrow!!

 

[VanillaBean]

I like the beach Maxx - I went this morning too.
Now did you find anything good to eat...

 

[Emily]

Who has the phone number for the RSPCA because I haven't been taken out for a walk today!!

Im using my very best sulky face too..

 

[Atemas]

Mas you need to get better quick

Sky and Red

 

[Lab_adore]

Nuffin' Vanilla...just find funny smelling stuff dad called seewee. Pffft

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh Mas, mum jus tole me you're sick...get better soon fren

 

[SteffiS]

Me got the squirty bums and Ripple been sik this mornin. Mum said we shouldn’t eet so much rubbish - silly Mum we’re labby dors we have to eet rubbish .

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[chrisc831]

I bin sick this morn, got mum out of bed toot sweet! I feel ok tho. Dietree indiskreshun she called it. Fink it means I ate summat....of course I did.

 

[VanillaBean]

Ella hope you got your walk in the end, if not you need to add a huff and a puff to your sulky face, that should help. They soon don't like that.

Maxx that is no good I will try and send some over in the water and helpfully it will wash up on your beach

I agree we all need to eat rubbish that we find...we are assisting the hoomans to clean

 

[Emily]

I huffed and puffed and groaned and shoved all of my toys intoums lap. She finally agreed to take me out but it was too late... The wetfromabove came and I didn't want to go out anymore. She's promised me an extra long walk tomorrow.

Ella - the walkless one

 

[edzbird]

juss as we got to it an then we stopped and looked an the sheep looked at us an then it ran off and we stood an looked an then ran back to Mum for sossi

I would have chased them sheeps. Can get sossij another time. Just sayin'.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

Sorry everyone is sick....maybe eat up some sick though - yumm.

- Coco

 

[Emily]

I would have chased them sheeps

Why would you chase anything other than a ball?

 

[SwampDonkey]

I was a crazy happy boy today I played with my friends had loads of zoomies. Teased Jay loads and play bowed for everyone did my daft bark and had a great walk. I had a frosty bum that was different all the little birds were tweeting And ging said your saps rising mate it's spring soon. Rising sap is good it makes me frisky

 

[chrisc831]

Well Rory, d’ya fink Sap can rise up n come out as sick, and if so is it edibul, that’s the most portant bit. Don’t fancy a frosty bum tho.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Sap and frosty makes you feel alive cuz. Sap makes my boy bits tingly and frosty makes you feel all fruity and fresh don't they now if you can eat them though.