The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[chrisc831]

Sigh, you is so wize cuz, I wazzent tingly on my walk, but my tung is now cos I hav my frozzen Kong

 

[Loraseal]

Mama sayz I ave too much sap already. My ballz is always tingly!

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

I saw a SHEEPS up close! We went for a nice long walk a bit later than normal and so we saw farmer man take awl the sheeps off the mountin. Normly we hav to go on lead past them but they wuz awl gone so we could stay runnin free. Then! We wuz farther than we can normly go becuz sheeps and Shadow saw summin in the trees waaaay above us. He looked and I looked and then he ran an I ran and Mum looked and sed “HELLNOASHEEPS!” juss as we got to it an then we stopped and looked an the sheep looked at us an then it ran off and we stood an looked an then ran back to Mum for sossij.

Mum sez she’s very proud we juss ran for a luk an not a chayse but she dun want that to hapn agen fankooverymutch.

Hmm, I think I would like to bite a sheeps. I could get sossij any old time, best bite the sheeps whilst you have the chance. Pig mummy says we have to have seerious words about sheeps when we go to Wales. Apparently you get in big trubble if you bite the sheeps there. She said something about leads and big fences. We shall see. Pigs are cunning creatures.

 

[SteffiS]

Dad made me a knotty raggy from his jeans when I was little, I do the chooing every day, but whoops it has gone in my tummy . Mum is a bit upset, she finks my tummy will be very unhappy - I fink praps I shouldn’t have swallowed it .

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[Jacqui-S]

Toffee - the not norty one.

Errm.....ar u shure Toffeee?

Lilly x (Mizz Sensibble)

 

[SteffiS]

Mum keeps serchin my bed, she said 'you can’t possible have eeten that Toffee, how could you swallow it' I did Mum, I did .

Toffee - the not as norty as Ripple yet, one - is that better Lilly?

 

[kateincornwall]

I just did somfink strange , parantly its called humping , I neva did it befor , I don't no wat it meens and I don't no wat I was doing , it just append , Roobin x

 

[HAH]

Hey Roobin, yous gettin a big boy! I like to do humpin most evenings for a bit of exersize- it’s verry gud for the mussels. I don no why I does it either, it jus hapens an feels nice. Go wiv it, my fren!
*Kipper*

 

[edzbird]

Tofeeeee...are yoo shore yoo are not the Norty One?

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[edzbird]

Oh Reuben...humping...My girl Meg(an) Sparkle humps me day after day. I don't know what it means but I'm not keen, really not. You didn't hump Ms Nelly did you? Only I think she wouldn't like it either.

- Coco

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

I just did somfink strange , parantly its called humping , I neva did it befor , I don't no wat it meens and I don't no wat I was doing , it just append , Roobin x

Pigs are good at humping

 

[Lab_adore]

I like to hump my bedding an then mum makes the bed again and I mess it all up and hump hump hump.

Just back from the big beech again....so much fun but now I need a snoozzzzzze

 

[Loraseal]

Mama sayz I is the Lord of Humpin. Parently Shame woz ere at the hotel but neva saw them. Mams sayz no sosij for brekkie tomorrow

 

[SteffiS]

I didn’t get my Kong tonite cos I did sik on the floor this morning. Toffee got his Kong even tho he had squirty bums AND eeted his raggy Not Fair.

Ripple

 

[VanillaBean]

I went to the beach this morning, then went to my favorite shop to get my supplies of treats.
Bow I am sleeping as so so tired

 

[Lab_adore]

Shhhh.....mum let me lick the plate that had wartermelon on it before she put it in the dishwashing machine. She said 'don't tell dad'.

I love love love wartermelon

The hot has gone. A big wind came and blew it away. Much better....Dad sed I came alive as soon as it hit cos I went round and took stuff off the tables and ran ran ran

 

[SteffiS]

I pooed out bits of my raggy on my walk this afternoon . Mum wouldn’t save them and sew them bak together, she put them in the poo bag and put them in the bin poor raggy.

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[Candy]

I hav had a terrible afternoon. I wos all cozee and happy in me dressin gown wen Mother started takin our Krismuss down and puttin it away in boxes!
ALL our luvlee sparkelee Krismuss. Gone! Now there will be no mor presents EVA! THEN...... as if that wos not bad enuf she started doin that fing she calls singin wile she wos doin it. She kept wailin Bring Him Home! Bring Him Home! in a very squeeky waily way. She sed it wos for Maslow and his Mum and Dad cos he had been poorly and stayin at the vets. Now I no this is not nice but how dus Bring Him Home in a squeeky waily way make anyfing better at all eva? So I need to no now, for Dogs sake IS MASLOW HOME? Plees sumwon tell me he is then I can tell Mother and we can hav sum peece. Do hope yoo are home safe Maslow. It is not nice beein poorlyatthevets. Yor frend GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Rosie]

Its OK Joy, mum says Mas is home and he looks good so all is OK.
She says he has got a million bits of chicken and there is cheeeeeeesecake too.
But parrantly he hasn't had any food for EVER.
Poor Mas. He deserves that chicken.

 

[Natalie]

Did someone say chikkin?

I got chikkininabox three times today just for doing really easy sniffs which I do every day anyway!!! And everyone thought I was hansum and happy (which i am, of course) but all the chikkin and sniffs made me sleepy and I snoozed for hours and hours.