The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

I’m still pooing out my raggy but Mum said when I’ve stopped she will make me a noo raggy on her sewing whirry thing. Against her betta jugemint pparently (whateva that is ). She said it will be soooo giant I won’t be able to eet it, Ripple said that Mum has given me a challinge and I must do my best to eet it for her.

Toffee - the not norty one.



Ripple

 

[edzbird]

Sparkle-girl is sitting on me! Do I look like a cushion?

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

Vanilla I'm livin' in the rong place cos I hardly ever find yummy food on my walks.

My dad says fush and chups but mum talks properly and says fish and chips. I get chips sometimes but neva had any fish

 

[SwampDonkey]

What Neva? Thats abuse

 

[Lab_adore]

I had sardines when I was a pup but they gave me runny poos and the vet said no more. I Betta call dogline

 

[Jacqui-S]

I alwayz get a bit of Mum's fish and chipz.
Sophie on the uvver hand is alwayz a No
Lilly x

 

[snowbunny]

We had frozzen sardeens for lunch. They wuz hoooooj and raw and crunchy and cold and yummy.

I dun like chips tho. Mum tried to give me some once wen we were at a tappass caffay but I fink she wuz tryin' to poisun me.

Shadow

 

[kateincornwall]

I likes absolutely evry singal fing they giv me , Roobin x

 

[Candy]

Yes, me too part from raw parsnip an swede. Not fit for GoodGirlJoy!

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx make an escape there is room at my place...

I love love sardines, especially in red sauce. I get them when I hear 'pippippip'. I come running like the wind, so daddy says and sit in front of him waiting for mine....

I am bored today, I knew when I woke up it was going to be a bad day. Daddy took me on my walk early as his silly alarm went off. Parrantly he has gone back to work...so I am bored. Mummy is at home, but she does not play as much as daddy. Maybe I get to play the spinny game with her, will ask her...
Hope daddy comes home soon...

 

[Candy]

I had just finished goin round the woods with Mother thimorning and was sitting having my lead put on like a GoodgirlJoy when Hettie came ova the bridge! HETTIE! My first bestest frend EVA! Mother looked at that fing on her rist and sed alright then, we'll go round agen. So me and Hettie did racinandchasin and biteyface and fiercfiercegrowlin and had THE BEST TIME EVA! Then tonite it wos Collie Flower Cheese and I helped wiv some Collie Flower and a little bit of cheese and soon I wos veryvery sleepyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. It has been a luvley day. And all day long I hav been GoodGirlJoy.

 

[Lab_adore]

Dad sed he would take me to the new big beech today but he didn. He sed he has a saw back. Hmph. Didn see one other dog on our walk. Double hmph. An its hot. Triple hjmph
Not-Happy-Maxx

But Mum sed Maslow is feelin' betta so that's good! I helped Mum rite a get-betta card for him an is musta werked.

 

[VanillaBean]

I know exactly how uou feel Maxx, no beach walk for 2 days now. All because daddy had to go back to this work thingy...
...in the evening on our walk it is torture, sure my hoomans do it on purpose. We go to the esplanade and I can see and smell the beach. But can I go, no nope nada nothing...

Hope your dad gets better with his saw back. Maybe he needs to stop sawing that way he would not get a saw back...hehehe

 

[Emily]

I had to go to the bum man because I had bugs on me. I was a bit scared but it was actually kinda nice because the bum man just gave me a nice scratch and rub....alll ova. Mum grumbled somthin about information it being an esspensive walk... Whatever that means

 

[SteffiS]

My leg comed off the ground today wen I did a wee, Ripple said now the bum man will chop my bits off .

And I doan like my new raggy it doesn’t smell rite .

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[edzbird]

Ooh heck Toffee, I thought that your whole leg came off like Ginny the Most Fabulous.

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

I bin to skoooool , it was ace , lots and lots and lots of small humans , all fussin and lovin . Mummy says her arm is goin to drop off , Roobin x

 

[Loraseal]

I was also worried that you lost your leg Toffee! Mama sayz my ballz will shrink. Maybe your ballz will also shrink? Also mama is moanin that I still get too friendly with fluffy white retrievers. I don't get her sometimes!

 

[Rosie]

Don't let Ripple tease you, Toffee - my friend Mabli lifts her leg all the time and she has never had any bits because she is a girly so it can't make any sense to chop 'em off. He is just trying to scare you because you is not norty.

 

[edzbird]

yoo aff to lift yur leg to make pee all over wall pee an on top of tree pee..I always do becuz I aff lots of pee messijis to leev. Mum duz tut at me. Wot are these bits yoo speek of?

- Meg(an) Sparkle