The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

Roobin, I’ve had the blak stuff too. I fought it wos horiball and got it all up the wall and the curtins. I wos better after the blak stuff but I didn't have the blud taken, I hope you have enuff blud so you get better, and Roobin don’t eet the garlick again otherwise you mite run out of blud .

Ripple

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx hahahaha you on dyet. I am not, I am getting treats when my sista is getting treats. She has her advantages. But it feels like I am getting less when out on a walk...

Roobin dont eat that stuff it is horrible and scares your mummy and us. But I do like the sound of an extra meal at night. Daddy used to call that a 'midnight snack'.

I like mud, no actually I LOVE mud. You look like you had a good time Mas. But Wispa is right us yellows dont get away with it that easy. But it makes us happy to show off...

Rory I like your ball and that ditch. Did you find anything good in there?

 

[VanillaBean]

Mmm...my hoomans have gone for somethibg claaled work today. I am on my ow with me sista. Parently mummy will be back soon and a nice lady will come for a visit shortly. I got an extra thing to chew in in my crate..it has food in. I will chew and eat then decide if I want to cry or go to sleep..

Honey

 

[VanillaBean]

Yes the work is to pay for all the good treats in house .

Go to sleep once done!

Vanilla

 

[Jacqui-S]

Good luk Vanilla.
Lilly x

 

[Lab_adore]

Awwww...you're a good big sista Vanilla

 

[VanillaBean]

Thanks well she was quiet then she cried and the was quiet again. She is learning if she cries I leave the room.

Well Honey got a treat in a kong, did I get anything nope. Mummy said you don't want to be putting on weight as otherwise you will have to go on a dyet. Mmm....dont think so mummy. Whats the point of having a little sista if no extra food is offered

Vanilla

 

[snowbunny]

They took me to the vets to be ‘spade’ I now have this stupid collar on and I’m not allowed to jump. They have CRATED me like an idiotic dog.
Do they not know who I am?

They shall pay. When I am free I will puke on their bed and poo in the bath.

Bastards.

Howell (the very very pissed off kitten)

CAT!!! CAT!!!! CAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!

Shadow

 

[edzbird]

CAAAAATTTT!! WHERE?? GOTTA CHASE GOTTA CHASE GOTTA CHASE CAT!

- Coco

 

[HAH]

CAT CAAAT CAAAATTT!!! Oh holdon, I dunno wot to do now...

*Kipper*

 

[Leanne]

Ugh, you Neanderthals. Yes I’m a cat - what of it?

I am not a tennis ball. Go drool on something.

I have enlisted the assistance of my minion Mas, he chews stuff - he can chew this contraption off my head - he might as well be useful for a change. Although I will say his tail is an amazing keep fit tool.

 

[Emily]

Woof woof woof!!!

Oops, sorry cat, it's a natural reaction


Mum said I had to go on a dyet but then I got sick all over the rug and now mum said I don't have to dyet anymore! So, my friends, I think that if you get sick on the rug, the dyet might be over!

 

[Candy]

Mother ses we will be meetin a dog frend from here tomorrow for a play and a walk. She has put my lead and collar in the wooshing machine becos she ses we must not let the side down. They are wooshing and wooshing round. lookin forward to playin wiv my noo dog frend and gettin my collar back to normal agen. I will play nicely becos I am GoodGirlJoy.

 

[snowbunny]

I got a new frend. She's a big boxer dog called Patsy. I wasn't sure at first but she's reely nice and drooly.

Shadow

 

[kateincornwall]

I bin to the VET agin , an had moor blud out of me leg, but I had lots of treets too and lots of fussy and I fink I am awite now , I am not poowly anymore , Roobin x

 

[Ashley]

The cold white is xtra xtra cold. My paws keep getting all tingly and sore and I try holding them up to get them off the cold. Last night, I walked on only my front paws to get off the cold white. Mum laughed and said it was a handstand and very fancy. OK mum...your paws are all covered up so that's enough from you. No thank you to walks until the paws aren't froze.

Quinn

 

[SwampDonkey]

I'm being weird an licking gings legs. She washed em on stuff it tastes nice.

 

[Candy]

I like licking Mother's legs wen she has wished them an put stuff on.It makes her larf. That is my job cos I am GoodGirlJoy.

 

[VanillaBean]

I like to lick daddy when he is all sweaty or been in the sea...

 

[Rosie]

Its notfairnotfairnotfair there are big dogs everywhere running down MY road and mum won't let me out to play! andandand there are horses and hoomans and a trumpetty thing and I WANT TO GO JOIN IN THIS IS NOT FAIR AT ALL!!!!!