The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
I met Spencer! We went to the park an we did racinandchasin and then we went to the pub and had treets and then it got a bit borin so we went back to the park then me and Mother went on the train and now I have had my short walk and my tea and it's time for a snoooooooozzzzzzze.
Pee Ess Spencer is all luvvleee and I wos GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Pee Ess Spencer is all luvvleee and I wos GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Location
- The Hague, The Netherlands
I went to the Alien Bum Lady....enuf said......I is not happy wiv mama. Parently I ave to go agane. Not happy....I is not goin..NONONO!
Lookin for her new pompoms she made....cannot promiz I will be good if I find a pompom....
Woof Hunter
Lookin for her new pompoms she made....cannot promiz I will be good if I find a pompom....
Woof Hunter
Pompom a go go?
- Location
- The Hague, The Netherlands
Pompom a gone gone if I can sniff it out matey...
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
We havent been to the beech 'parrently because I pulled Dad over after the party in the wee-end an he hurted himself. Now our walks are borin' cos he stands in the park with the long leash an I just run around him. He's walkin' funny too
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
There was white stuff falling out of the sky today and I went out to look at it. I DON'T like it!!!!
Alex.
Alex.
I went to the beach this morning as it is going to be to hot today and tomorrow even hotter daddy said.
I met a new dog on the beach today. He was a funny looking one and he is a Boxer. well I did not like him so he only lasted one round, total KO. I thought Boxers are supposed to last 10 rounds or more...hehehe
At least we are getting slowly back to normal here. The little annoying create is being quieter more, so I can get my peace back. But I do like to play with her especially with the new 'Puppuccino' cup. She chases me into the sand pit then we swap and I chase her onto the lawn, then we swap again and again...after while it is time for a sleep....
Vanilla
I met a new dog on the beach today. He was a funny looking one and he is a Boxer. well I did not like him so he only lasted one round, total KO. I thought Boxers are supposed to last 10 rounds or more...hehehe
At least we are getting slowly back to normal here. The little annoying create is being quieter more, so I can get my peace back. But I do like to play with her especially with the new 'Puppuccino' cup. She chases me into the sand pit then we swap and I chase her onto the lawn, then we swap again and again...after while it is time for a sleep....
Vanilla
I want to a bum lady. She was good as all she did was give me tummy rubs....well she did feel me all over, then got this big round thing and put it on me. Apparently this is to hear my heart. Then got more tummy rubs and we went home. parantly have to go back soon to get ijectios so that I can go out into the big wide world...
Honey
Honey
Emily_Babbelhund
Mama Red HOT Pepper
- Location
- Regensburg, Germany
Hola todos! It is I, Spanish gentleman Carbon! I know I do not often talk here - that is because foster lady is on the computer all the time. ALL the time. This means that I have to be very clever about when I can make an appearance, sabes?
I love reading all your stories here over her shoulder, though. You are all very funny and smart pups!
Yesterday foster lady and I went to a special verteeeneerian - what you all call the bum man. Except he didn't care about my bum, he just wanted to shave my chest and put cold jelly on it. Que raro! How strange! Then the verteeneerian, his nice assistant and foster lady all looked at a TV with my heart on it. I don't know how my heart could be in my body and on the TV at the same time, but these are human things that we dog don't have to worry about.
The important part was that before the heart TV, foster lady was muy grumpy.. she gets that way when she is worried, and she's even worse than when I am Señor Grumpypantalones! And after the TV she was happier and gave me besitos and hugs.
Now, I don't much care for having two big patches of fur missing when it is SO cold here in Germany right now, but if it changes foster lady from "Grrrr, grrr" to "Oh Carbon you are so smart!" then she can shave as much as she would like.
As we all know, I am handsome even naked, de verdad?
I love reading all your stories here over her shoulder, though. You are all very funny and smart pups!
Yesterday foster lady and I went to a special verteeeneerian - what you all call the bum man. Except he didn't care about my bum, he just wanted to shave my chest and put cold jelly on it. Que raro! How strange! Then the verteeneerian, his nice assistant and foster lady all looked at a TV with my heart on it. I don't know how my heart could be in my body and on the TV at the same time, but these are human things that we dog don't have to worry about.
The important part was that before the heart TV, foster lady was muy grumpy.. she gets that way when she is worried, and she's even worse than when I am Señor Grumpypantalones! And after the TV she was happier and gave me besitos and hugs.
Now, I don't much care for having two big patches of fur missing when it is SO cold here in Germany right now, but if it changes foster lady from "Grrrr, grrr" to "Oh Carbon you are so smart!" then she can shave as much as she would like.
As we all know, I am handsome even naked, de verdad?
I’m gunna ask Curly if I can get my chest shaved so I can be like you, I onlee had my leg an neck dun a littel bit at the vets the uvver day an it’s orlmost growed back.
Emily_Babbelhund
Mama Red HOT Pepper
- Location
- Regensburg, Germany
Oh, Kipper, you could tell Curly that it is all the newest and most guapo of Spanish fashions, to shave your chest. We will start a new trend!
- Location
- Isle of Man
Oh Carbon you will start a Fashun. We will all be wanting shaved chests to be like you, you dapper dog!
- Coco
- Coco
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Young Aleix, the snow eet also falls from the sky here, and lays thick on the ground. Eet is bo and eet is dolent. Dolent because it makes my boobies and feets cold. Bo because it makes me feel all sparkly and jove. Mama says I am "full of beens" but my beens are leaking out and make me run run run and want to play. Funny, I don't remember eeting these beens.
Juniper the snowdog
Juniper the snowdog
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Carbon and Kipper , I got a bare bit of leg too , I fink it makes me look tuff , bare bits rule , Reubs xx
Emily_Babbelhund
Mama Red HOT Pepper
- Location
- Regensburg, Germany
It DOES make us look tuff, Reubs. Grr! Too bad I can't visit you again right now or we could go to the beach together and run around and make people admire how TUFF we are with our shaved bits. They would be in AWE and maybe would want to give us special Cornish pasties just because we are so handsome!
There is a bad side to being a little bald: only today foster lady put on my coat because it is snowing and she's worried that my warmth will leak out of my shaved bits. Kind of like Ginny's beans leak out in the snow. Maybe the snow makes all sorts of things leak out of us?
Mmmm...in addition to being a Spanish gentleman, I am also a very deep thinker, no?
There is a bad side to being a little bald: only today foster lady put on my coat because it is snowing and she's worried that my warmth will leak out of my shaved bits. Kind of like Ginny's beans leak out in the snow. Maybe the snow makes all sorts of things leak out of us?
Mmmm...in addition to being a Spanish gentleman, I am also a very deep thinker, no?
Carbon! I feel like we are the same even though I do not understand all your words! I am bare all over my tummy and every leg! I have to wear a coat too, which is embarrassing to us labradorians - we have warm coats ALL YEAR LONG. My walking lady said I look like I got beat up. I didn't appreciate that, because I am no fighter. And guess what, tomorrow I have to get more shaved and get the cold jelly on my belly so it goes on a small tv too! I have done this lots of times, I don't know why. I am already planning my refusal to do it again though. I will go stiff and refuse to budge. I hope that works.
Quinn
Quinn
Emily_Babbelhund
Mama Red HOT Pepper
- Location
- Regensburg, Germany
Coraje, Quinn...that means stay brave and fight the good fight.
I didn't mind getting my bits shaved or the cold jelly since it's a LOT better than needles sucking out my blood. I don't even mind my coat that much. Rory's lady helped me pick it out and I look muy guapo - VERY handsome - in it. It is just a shame to cover up my shaved bits as they make me look so tough! Everyone says I look like a baby, so looking tough for once makes me happy!
I didn't mind getting my bits shaved or the cold jelly since it's a LOT better than needles sucking out my blood. I don't even mind my coat that much. Rory's lady helped me pick it out and I look muy guapo - VERY handsome - in it. It is just a shame to cover up my shaved bits as they make me look so tough! Everyone says I look like a baby, so looking tough for once makes me happy!
To hot.
Vanilla and Honey
Vanilla and Honey
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
lukky you.
Someone forgotted to put the heeting on when they went out this mawning......
Lilly x