The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

It is not bloomin' fair. It's not not not fair at all. My hoomans are spending all their time doing stuff in this house next door that they say is called renovaytin and strippinpaper and cleerinout and bonfyres. And it's really dull and boring and I just have to sit and watch them and they don't pay any attention to MEEE! And I heard mum say to dad that I could have been going on a big walkies with all my very best best best friends and HarleythegirlIlove but we couldn't go because we had to do this stooooopid Bonfyre before the wet-from-above started. I am going to sulk now for the rest of the day because it is notnotnot fair. I don't like my hoomans today.

Pongo
(feeling very annoyed and sorry for himself)
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Fergus I also livs in the norf a long wayaway. I hav been for a walk wiv Spencer and Mother ses soon I will be goin for a walk wiv Tatze. Yoo cood come two and meet me, GoodGirlJoy. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
We must have a trip to the seee at Formby GoodGirlJoy - my mummy says she will dwive.

:tail:

Tatze - see you on Monday!
Oh, Tatze, that wood be SO luvvly. See yoo tomorrow. That's if I can still walk. Mother has neely walked my paws off today and all I want to do now is sleep wiv my dressing gown on. Oh, and eat of course.
Looking forward to meeting yoo.
GGJxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
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