The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[VanillaBean]

I was not happy yesterday. I was at the alien bum lady all day and they sent me to sleep, pricked me, bandaged me. Well actually it was not all bad, as I had loads of cuddles, but I also barked the house down when I had enough. I gave my daddy a loads of licks when they got me, mummy just a few.
THen when we got home I gave my sista a lick and she smelled me and then looked after me. I drank and drank all night and slept at same time...

Honey

 

[Lab_adore]

Glad you're ok Honey

We had the plumma at our place today an I wasn allowed to go and greet him. He an Dad were downstairs in the new caughtyard thing and I was upstairs. So every time plumma said somefin I barked and barked just in case Dad was in trubble. Then I needed to get Dads attenshun so I nicked his sock off the dining table and chewed it in half. That'll teech you Dad

 

[Loraseal]

I thought I was going to the alien bum lady but I went to another room wiv a very big vistank. But it was not a vistank, it was a Hunter tank! I do not know what my mama is doin but the tank was magic. A lady had special magic and it filled with water up to my belly. Then the floor was like a magic carpet and mooved. I was a little scared but if walked on the magic carpet I got lots of treats. Mama sayz it will help my legs get stronger. I am not sure about this Hunter tank so I made sure I splashed my mama and the magic lady...lots and lots of times!

 

[edzbird]

The Hunter tanks does sound very interesting Hunter. Lots of treats is always good I say. An water is nice too.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

well well I hav bin an swimmed this morning. Mum did throw MY tennis ball (Koko rekuns they are all hiz!) in the rivver an it did go under the bushes wich did hang over on the far side an I jus went after it an suddenly there wuz no ground under me feet so I did jus paddle me legs n feet an I swimmed. How about that? I luved it very much. Mum sed "that is your latent Labrador, Meg".

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[HAH]

Whoaaaahhh, yous a SWIMMA Meg(an) Sparkle!! That dus reely make you a labbydor.
*Kipper*

 

[SwampDonkey]

My life is finally complete I now have fluffy bed with unicorns on it and a lilac fluffy rhino.

 

[kateincornwall]

I fownd treshure today .I runned into the forist and fownd it , I carrid it all the way bak to the car and then Mummy let me bring it home wiv me , she sed it is called a bed nob , and she sed its very odd to find it in the forist . She washt it and it is now in my bed and Nelly cant av it cos its myne and its preshus , Reubs x

 

[Candy]

My life is finally complete I now have fluffy bed with unicorns on it and a lilac fluffy rhino.

Rory I wood like to see a pikcha plees. GGJ. xxxxxxx

 

[VanillaBean]

I have been awake most of the night as been poorly. Daddy keeps me company, so that is good. Maybe I will get some sleep during the day...

Vanilla

 

[Loraseal]

Nilla hope you get betta soon.
Coco you is rite... Treats an water is very good.
Miss Sparkle you is now an ofishall swimma.
Reubs I is jealous of your treshure.
Rory pleese show us your unicorn!
Woof Huntet

 

[Candy]

Mother used tonite there wood be Crusts. Not had so much as a sniff at won yet.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging went to crusts. She got me loads of things, treats, fluffy coat collars and she gots stuff for a tiny dog not me?

 

[kateincornwall]

Ging went to crusts. She got me loads of things, treats, fluffy coat collars and she gots stuff for a tiny dog not me?

Oh Wowy , wach out , I got a tiny dog and now its a monsta dog but its sort of nise , Nelly xx

 

[HAH]

Nilla, hopes you is feelings betta very soon an get lotsov treets.
Roary, are you hafin a fren tostay? Why the tiny fings?
Roobin I luff the soundov your tresha, you is a clever Kornish Pirit.
*Kipper*

 

[VanillaBean]

Pizza crusts are the best

Vanilla

 

[edzbird]

pizza pizza pizza - LOVE

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Candy]

I Neva Eva have had pitsa. No Crusts neiver tonite. Am very badly dun by considrin that I am GoodGirlJoy. Sumwon call Dogline plees.

 

[Candy]

Ooh but now I am by the fire wiv 4 paws in the air and Mother is rubbing my tummy an kissing my nose. No dog call Dogline plees! I am still GoodGirlJoy.

 

[SwampDonkey]

This is me living the dream.