- Location
- South Wales
Mum says Carbon is staying around and is going to be our friend FOREVER!!! I love Carbon, he is magic cos he makes food fall from the sky.
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- South Wales
Mum says Carbon is staying around and is going to be our friend FOREVER!!! I love Carbon, he is magic cos he makes food fall from the sky
- Location
- The Hague, The Netherlands
I see a big sootcase full of hooman fur clothes. First I was worried but next to the sootcase is bag wiv me toys, blankies (grrrr bathrobe) and pooh bags. So I fink I is goin on holiday wiv my hoomans too!
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Oh boy Hunter, goin' on holidaze wif the hoomans is ace. You get lots more atenshun and if you are near the beech lots of runs and swims
Toffee skool is sounding betta and betta. Two more sleeps
How do you make food fall from the sky? Gotta learn me that one. Maybe they will teech me at skool
Toffee skool is sounding betta and betta. Two more sleeps
How do you make food fall from the sky? Gotta learn me that one. Maybe they will teech me at skool
- Location
- The Hague, The Netherlands
Maxx I am off to the Like Distrik. Mama sayz lots of water and lots of doggie pubs and lots of Kumberland sossij! I ave to go on a big boot first on the see. Ave to go cauz mama needs help with the packin!
Woof Hunter
Woof Hunter
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Therez bin mutters of hollydayz here, too. I wunner if its a doggy hollydayz. I wunner if Holly will be there.
Squidge
Squidge
Jacqui-S
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- Location
- Fife, Scotland
Errrm. My holiday bag is also packed. It's not in the same playce as the hooman sootcayzez tho.
Mite be becoz I "found" sum deelishus beefy chews in the garden last nite and wuddent cum in.
Lilly x
Mite be becoz I "found" sum deelishus beefy chews in the garden last nite and wuddent cum in.
Lilly x
- Location
- South Wales
You've got to be magic like Carbon. He made a WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD fall off the top in the kitchinroom. And then he gave me some. And then he ate the rest. And then he wasn't very well.
We went to the Oval this morning and saw a really big horse. Well my sista says it is a dog, apparently they are Irish. Any how we said hello and then ran, but they where to fast for my little legs...
Then we went to favourite shop and we got our treats for the week. On way out I made and escape to the shop next door. This is now my new faviouret shop. It is called the butcher's. They had all kinds of smelly food. Parrantly we are not allowed in these, so daddy had to apologies whilst my sista sat out side.
Then came home and had a and 10minutes witj my pig and now I am so tire.....
Honey
Then we went to favourite shop and we got our treats for the week. On way out I made and escape to the shop next door. This is now my new faviouret shop. It is called the butcher's. They had all kinds of smelly food. Parrantly we are not allowed in these, so daddy had to apologies whilst my sista sat out side.
Then came home and had a and 10minutes witj my pig and now I am so tire.....
Honey
She could not even nick a disease from the butcher's....what was the point...
Vanilla
Vanilla
Daddy says predictive text is really annoying for doggy paws.
It should be 'sosjajes' and not 'disease'
Vanilla
- Location
- Isle of Man
But you were right anyway Vanilla, she should not nick anything, not even a disease. I know nicking stuff is norty.
- Coco
- Coco
- Location
- South Manchester England
I fawt it wuz wun of those spreshuns like ‘yew cudden even catch a colld’
You can nick stuff they just don't ave to catch you. Dats legal straight up Moo tol me.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Wow frens, a big day. My noo fren Ollie stole my treets! Yes, right out of Dads bag!! So we all took after him an Dad did a big tackle and grabbed him and naughty Ollie wouldn't give it up. Poor Dad gotted bited and had red stuff coming out of his hands. I don like Ollie no more 
But I'm all packed reddy for skool tomorrow. Mum got some paper stuff out to take an I nicked it and Mum and Dad were like 'no no no Maxx, don eat the munny!'. I gave it back but I got stake in replacement
But I'm all packed reddy for skool tomorrow. Mum got some paper stuff out to take an I nicked it and Mum and Dad were like 'no no no Maxx, don eat the munny!'. I gave it back but I got stake in replacement
- Location
- Isle of Man
stake for paper? Great trade Maxx, great trade.
- Coco
- Coco
Hello doggos, it’s me, the Pig! Well there have been very strange goings-on I must say. I got taken away from Barkshire without even having a chance to say goodbye to any calf poo or anything. And now we are in Wails and it’s sometimes quite good but mostly rubbish.
One good thing I discovered about Wails yesterday is there is weasels living in the wall down the road. This means Wails is pleasily weasely
Barkshire was measily weasely, by contrast. I have discovered Pigs are quite partial to a weasel or two. Oh Pig mummy says it was probably a stoat. This means Wails is actually totally stoatelly. Either way, Pigs are well-entertained in Wails.
Most of my time is spent planning how I will get sheeps for breakfast. I will keep you updated. Oh and don’t arsk me about toads
Love, the Pig x
One good thing I discovered about Wails yesterday is there is weasels living in the wall down the road. This means Wails is pleasily weasely
Barkshire was measily weasely, by contrast. I have discovered Pigs are quite partial to a weasel or two. Oh Pig mummy says it was probably a stoat. This means Wails is actually totally stoatelly. Either way, Pigs are well-entertained in Wails.Most of my time is spent planning how I will get sheeps for breakfast. I will keep you updated. Oh and don’t arsk me about toads
Love, the Pig x
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Hello Piggy, I think wails sounds like a good place if there are sheeps
I went to Skool!
WOW WOW WOW! Doggies everywhere and me an Dad (an sumtimes mum) did walkin' an sittin' an turnin' over and over and I kept getting treets! There were two other labbydors in my class and they was fun, only they was reely little and I could sit on them easily. Mum coo'd over them too much for my liking 
Everyone said things like 'what do you feed him? Other labbydors?' or 'HE"s HUUUUGE' or "is he part horse?" I don know why
I went to Skool!
WOW WOW WOW! Doggies everywhere and me an Dad (an sumtimes mum) did walkin' an sittin' an turnin' over and over and I kept getting treets! There were two other labbydors in my class and they was fun, only they was reely little and I could sit on them easily. Mum coo'd over them too much for my liking Everyone said things like 'what do you feed him? Other labbydors?' or 'HE"s HUUUUGE' or "is he part horse?" I don know why