The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Loosee the pat a tail terror came back yestaday. She still does growlin an barkin at me an I am still scared even thow I am big now. I ignawed bad behayvure by hiding behind Mothers legs an lookin the other way. Mother hid awl me new burfday toys so they did not get chood to bits. Loosee an her mum an dad came to our Fridaynitepub an she stoled me choo even thow she had her own choo. They have gon away now an it is just me an Mother agen wiv my luvlee burfday toys. I am happee agen now. I am GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxx

 

[HAH]

I foun me waterin kan! I bin dancin and prancin and skippin all ova wiv my waterin kan, I missed it.

I missed you Pig! Wails souns fullov possibilities with stotes an weesals, I wunders wat they taste loike? You shud lik one.
*Kipper*

 

[Candy]

Pig! Hello Pig! Mother ses we are goin to wails wen it is summer. We will be doin a fing called Campin. Doenoe wot this is but I will look out for yoo. Yoo will no me if yoo see me cos I am a small black Labadore hoo is GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Yay Pig! I should think Weesily things in the wall are a spectacular advantage to you in improving your Sneaking an Weaseling skills. How better to learn than havin your very own Weasels? I did chase a ferret once into a clump of rushes an it was v. good for learning a few ferrety tips.

GGJ Loosee sounds like a right pain. At least she weren't allowed on you new burfdy toys.

- Coco

 

[Loraseal]

I am not a sea dog and on the boot a stoopid dog Lola kept me awake all night! Today I got chased by Henry. My little big hooman protected me as Henry is a goose. I went to the pub last night and I helped my hoomans eat game pie and fish and stake. I like it here in Lik Distrik. Off to find sheep pooh cauz mama goes Noooo Hunter.

 

[HAH]

I am not a sea dog and on the boot a stoopid dog Lola kept me awake all night! Today I got chased by Henry. My little big hooman protected me as Henry is a goose. I went to the pub last night and I helped my hoomans eat game pie and fish and stake. I like it here in Lik Distrik. Off to find sheep pooh cauz mama goes Noooo Hunter.

Hunter souns like yous hafin an aces time! Hope you fines lotsov sheep poo. I luffs sheep poo too, I eeted loads yesterday an today I’ve bin pooing it out. It’s lufflee!
*Kipper*

 

[Candy]

THIS was sittin in me gardin wen I went out for a snuffle round.Doenoe wot it is. Bit scarey.I gave it a smoll woof. Did not woof back.Never moved.Just looks at me wiv its eyes. I ran to Mother and she larfed. That's good, that's my job.I am GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxx

 

[chrisc831]

It got no mowth so it can’t woof back. can yo bite it. Looks like it cud be bredd. I fink yoo shud eat the green stuff.

 

[Candy]

Can't bite it, too hard. Deffnatlee not bredd or I wud hav et it by now. Tried eetin the green stuff but it wos yuck. Mother pleased abowt this.
GGJ.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[chrisc831]

GGJ, keeps your mumma ‘appy n all is well cording to my sperience x

 

[snowbunny]

We had sammun. Sammun is delishus.

Labrabins

 

[Candy]

Fink I have had sammun skin but not ackshul sammun. Will have to have a woof wiv Mother an do my Very Best Eyes.

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

GoodGirlJoy! I also has a scary stone owl in my garden. It was here when we moved in so I think it is angry that we came. When I first saw it I stuck up all my hair to look like a Big Pig and growled my best pig-growl. I growled at it for 5 minutes, so Pig-mummy and two-leggy-willow had to wait with me. Pig mummy kept trying to make me come away and said things like OhForGodsSakeItsStone and HurryUpItsRAINING. Um no mummy I ain’t turning my back on that thing, it would peck my lovely pig-rump to ribbons as soon as look at me. Lookie here doggos for a very sinister owl:

 

[Rosie]

Oh Piggilovelypiggie you don't need to worry about that owl becoz now you are in Wayulz you are a Wayulz doggie and we are not scared of nuffin no we are not.
And if you are scared I will come and go barkbarkbark at it for you and then it won't be scary because I am bigstrongboy PONGO.
xxx

 

[edzbird]

OhmydogPig I wood just biyte an growell at that owell it needs chooin up an eeatin or spittin owt.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Candy]

Oh Pig! That is mor scarey than mine!
I fink yoo are very feeurse an brave! I yam not, but I yam GoodGirlJoy. xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

I swam in the see today. I swam I swam after a bol I am a gud swimmer then mum did see peepl - a big an a smol one an a smol dog - an sed we cuddnt staiye becus of me so we went to the feeld with the bol.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[edzbird]

I had a nice walk without my Sparkle today, just me n mum. Loved it. I went in the river to fetch a tennis ball. It was a bit rubbish cuz it was quite shallow, but she kept on chucking it in so I had to keep on fetchin it out! Does anyone understand people when they do this?
Sparkle has just come home absolutely SOAKED. I don't think she can have beeen in the river to get that wet. And she tastes salty. Hmmm. I think I've been swindled out of a dip in the sea!

- Coco

 

[Jen]

So the bald puppee makes really deeeelicoous smells. Then mummy takes him upstairs and he comes back not smelling deeeelicoous anymore.

Mummy is obviously eating whatever smells nice upstairs and not sharing with me

Stanley

 

[edzbird]

Stanley, you need some Pig-tuition on Sneaking & Weaseling. This sounds like a delicious opportunity and your mam needs to learn to share.

- Coco