The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

Ju no wot I got for brekkfast this mornin - rice, just rice . Mum say it wos cos I did all evenin. Well I tidied it up again Mum, then I sicked it again, then I tidied it, then I sicked it, then Mum wos reeellly quick and cleared it up. But rice for brekkfast, just no Mum.

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Oh no Toffee that's no good

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy tuk me and Nelly for a walk at 7 this morning , we was ardly awake but she sed its hot , so of we went to the riva and I had a lovely splash about but there is not enuf water to swim anymoor but I did get wet , Nelly did not , Roobin x

 

[edzbird]

Toffee that's not fair. I was sick an I got me dinner afterwards. I left my Sparkle-sister to clear it up in the garden.

Roobydoo, it not too hot here - we got lots of mist today an we did get a go chasin the ball. It's made mum's hair go funny. The mist, not the ball.

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy cut me hare and then , then she put me in the kichin sink for a shampoooo so I got her bak, oh yes I did, I run out in the garden and sat in on of Roobins dirtie holes , Nelly xxx

 

[MrChew]

My mummy brought home a bald puppee from the hopspital. I think a hopspital is where the bum ladeez work.

The bald puppee is okay. He squeelz and makes lots of smells. Mum and dad are up in the night time feeding him. I want a night time snack too!

The good thing is that I can sleep on the big bed whenever I want now! When mummy was in hopspital my Nanna let me sleep on the bed, and now mum and dad let me too. Parently they feel sorry for me wiv all the disruptions. I'm fine, but don't tell them that! Also when mummy was feeling sad about feeding the puppee she liked having me on the bed and dad didn't want to be a meeny.

 

[HAH]

Yay, way to go Chewie! Yous alreddy a pro at gettin on the bed, I’m reely impressed. Also I did hear that wen the baldpuppy is a bit bigger they’ll throw you food on the groun and their faces tayste nice too. Good luck, I think it just keep gettin better!
*Kipper*

 

[SwampDonkey]

I tell you I need to get me one of them bald puppi thingys its just win win. We're did you get yours Chewie? Did you get him off the tappy tappy,?

 

[MrChew]

I tell you I need to get me one of them bald puppi thingys its just win win. We're did you get yours Chewie? Did you get him off the tappy tappy,?

I think he came from inside mummy's belly. She got all big, like a balloon, then went to the hopspital and came back smol again, with the puppee.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Oh that maybe ok then gings belly really big so my bald puppi must be in there.
Oh shes says it's a cake baby that's sounds even better.

 

[Jen]

My bald puppee is still not being much use to me.

Mummy says not longs and he’ll be eating and shes sure I’ll like him better then. We’ll see.

I’m not allowed on the bed though, when mummy comes to feed him I have to stay in my bed like good boy.

Stanley

 

[edzbird]

we is to hot from the yellow thing in the skiye an even thow it has gon nowe we is still too hots an evrythink an mum sez it to layte for hoze. Eh?

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[snowbunny]

We played hoze yesterday, Meg(an). Well, Mum wuz waterin' the plants an we Labbies were helpin' by froshously bitin the water.

Then Mum sed more wet was gettin on us than on the gardin so she gave us lots of bikkies for stayin on our beds wile she wetted the ground. What a waist! But the bikkies were good.

Willow

 

[Cath]

My mummy brought home a bald puppee from the hopspital. I think a hopspital is where the bum ladeez work.

What does the bald puppee look like Chewie.................Annie

 

[edzbird]

Willow! You relinquished Hoze for bikkies?? No way!

- Coco

 

[HAH]

Yesterday we had a smorl barbeecoo an I tried ribs an they wus taystee.
*Kipper*

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I waz in me paddlin pooool at wurk, I lets da other doggees use it too but itz weally mine. Mummee’s mummee sais I cant have wun at home coz she don’t want me makin the hoose all wet
I been told lillee doesn go in it aneeway

Oreo

 

[snowbunny]

I tryed mushroom. It was icky so I spat it out.

Squidge

 

[Granca]

A frend came to see us yestaday. He's a springa spanyall calld Ridley and kwite big, but best of all he browt his cuddly toy with him. Well, we had a good game of tuggy and sumhow bits of white fluffy stuff appeered on our patio, so mum tryed to take it away but then we got it bak and sumhow then it got wet so Ridley's mum had to take it home in a plastik bag. Mum ses she thinks one of us mustv dropped it in the paddling pool. Cooldn't hav been me, tho.

Tuppy

 

[Granca]

Could easily have been you, Tuppy. I heard Ridley's mum say that he has to bring a soft toy when he visits people because otherwise he would steal shoes and other things. He sounds worse than us.

Wispa