The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[snowbunny]

Duckie sploded some more in the gardin now.

The hooman will do sergiry - duck will be fine again.

Finks Duckie is beeond serjiry now.

Poor sploded Duckie.

Squidge

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I went in da swimmin paddlin pool at wurk but then a silly puppee came and peeed in it!!! Vewy rood of her.
Mummee had to emptiez it owt and wefill it again

Oreo

 

[edzbird]

dad did come howme a bit erlee an me an Coco did get to plaiye HOZE and Coco keeps biytin howles in it an warta spurts ouwt so funny.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Jacqui-S]

Lookin furward to the wee kend.
Georgie gos home.
Oweo will be at wurk.
Will be purfect peeece.

Lilly x

 

[Sophiedoodle]

@Jacqui-S Lillee, I herd mummee talking about bwinging sockz home from wurk on satturdy, an there a puppee colled sockz at wurk so I fink it’s hers and not the fwuffy fings the hoomans ware on they feets!

Oweo

 

[Jacqui-S]

Oh Jeez.....
Lilly x

 

[Candy]

Sumfing is happening frends! I doeno wot. Mother is puttin all sorts of fings in plastic boxes an food an stuff an doin that fing she calls singin, goin Don'tfencemein. She ses it is annuver Nadventure tomorrow! Fink I like Nadventures! Hav awl been luvlee sofar!
Pee Ess I am GoodGirlJoy incase yoo had forgot.xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Pee Ess I am GoodGirlJoy incase yoo had forgot

As if we would forget! You are the Goodest of Good Girls, GoodGirlJoy.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

Fankyoo Coco!
It wood not bee nice to bee forgot.
Lots of love and licks from yor friend,
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Jen]

The bald puppy has a lambie.

I don’t have a lambie anymore because out of nowhere he ‘sploded. I don’t know what happened, no I do not

I’ve been trying to steal the bald puppy’s lambie but mummy says no Stanley it’s not yours. I fort we were sposed to share, when Basil comes round and I sit on my toys mummy says Stanley you need to share. So why doesn’t the bald puppy have to share?

Stanley

 

[Beanwood]

My name is Otter the Potter! I had a big operahsuns, and have a baldy leg. I ben in a hospikal, it wuz a bit skary but the hoomans were nice and gave me fud. There wuz one hooman with a big head and id had orange fur. He wuz funny, an tried to say hello all the time! I pretended to be skared, but not really.

Wats your nicest toy? Mine is my lambie, and squeaky foxy. I have an eyepad too!

Otter the Potterhead

 

[Jen]

Hello Otter! I’m sorry yuv been poorly.

Hopefully you’ll be able to bounce bounce bounce gain soon.

I don’t have nice toys because they all splode. I had a lambie but he sploded. I had a larrrma but he sploded.

I had a piggy - he didn’t splode but Basil peed on him.

I have a skweeky ball that I stoled from Molly next door but mummy hid it coz “it dus her bluddy head in”.

Maybe I gets some new toys soon.

Stanley

 

[HAH]

Helloooo Otter the Potter! You sounds everso brayve for a puppee, even if you did haff to preten to be scared ov the orange fuzzy hed hooman.

Yor favorit toys soun lovely, an I’m very impressed you’ve gotan eyepad. Can you chew it? Can you order toys an treets wiv it?

My bestest frens are Mr Sheep an Bertie Bear who is the coxswain of my crew and puts a bit of stick about. But my newest frens are lots of fun an they are Barry Badger and Ducky. I like to gambol roun the garden wiv them. I did that with Dai too til he sploded.

Time for naps now.
*Kipper*

 

[Selina27]

Hi Otter Potter,

Yoo have been in the wars for such a littlun, I am sorry. But at leest yoo have luvly clever hoomans to care for yoo.

I have 2 toys which are my favourites I have had them for ages and ages and ages wiffout splodin. I hav a Zebby and a Gerry Giraffe, I do love them very much. I did eat Zebby's balls for feet cos my silly hooman put some food in there. Twit.

Hope yoo mendin.

love Cassie.

 

[edzbird]

Hello there young Otter the Potty, so sorry you had the operashun, but they are done to make you better so that's good. My favourite toy? Well either a ball (I have a secret ball that is kept away from my SparkleSister - we had a special walk with it last week, just me, mum n my PlanetDog ball) or a tuggy-rope..I love to play tug. I have lots of tuggy-ropes that I share with Meg(an) Sparkle. I am a lucky dog. I would love a game with you when you are better.

- Coco

 

[Sophiedoodle]

HELLO OTTER
I have a speshul dinosawr toy he’s colled DENNIS.
Sowwee you feeling poorly otter! I send licks you way

Oreo x

 

[chrisc831]

‘Ello Otterly Potterly, my favrit is any yellow tennis bolls but I have two sploded ducks that ave bin ospitalized. Mummy as sowed em up n I splode em agin, dunno ow it appens s’life. I opes your shavy’d leg is better soon n you can bounce bounce bounce, it’s wot furry puppies do. ( dunno boat them too leggy baldies worts Stanley n piggy talks bout) Be strong little gurl from Furgus

 

[Lab_adore]

Hello Otter new fren. Sorry about your ouchy leg, I hope it stops ouching soon

All is not well in Maxx's world. Firstly mum either comes home after my bedtime or she comes home and gets straight on the tappy thing and doesn't play wif me. An I can't get any time on the tappy thing so I'm worried all my labbydor frens will forget me

 

[HAH]

Weel never forget you Maxxyboy!! You’re our bro from anuvver mo
I reckons jus hang on in there, your mum’ll be thru the woods soon (I herd that expreshun from a badger - as well as sum filthy language) an then it’ll bee playyyyytiiiimme!!
*Kipper*

 

[Jen]

Maxxxxx we won’t forgetss you!

Just sit on your mummy’s head. She can’t ignore you then!

Stanley