The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Loraseal]

My Mama came back from Poortugull with no papa or little big hooman. So I was very bwave and opened the bedroom door this mornin and jumped on her so she was not alone. I fink she liked it!
Woof Hunter

 

[Lab_adore]

My mum loves it when I jump on her I bed too Hunter. Dad, not so much.

I had a barf today but then I got a Kong AND a dentastick for sitting in the sun to dry

 

[Sophiedoodle]

My mummee gave me a bwush and combe but now I smells all discusting and looks fluffee

Oreo

 

[Rosie]

Oreo I think you looks lovely. Will you come and play with me?
Pongo
xxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Oreo....Pongo.....play wif me too pleeze

 

[HAH]

Oreo....Pongo.....play wif me too pleeze

An mee an mee an mee plees!
I met a Meg colleedog las night on our late run an she was fun an we played an sniffed an played an I stood on her an she yelped but then we played more an she sed it wus fine. Her hoomans sed “ohfewshekinbeeabitgrowleesumtimes” an Curly sed s’okay Kipper needs to listen to growls too but she diden growl. Hoomans are weerd. I don think it wus you Miss Meg(an) Sparkle.
*Kipper*

 

[Rosie]

Maxx with two kisses you are my twin except you are upside down (says mum)!

 

[Rosie]

Lets just plaaaaayyy! Everydog on forum! Come and plaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!

 

[edzbird]

no Kipper, wozzn me. I do skweeky-yelp wen I get stood on an then I plaiye agen.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Beanwood]

I have bin bluddy drugged!!!!! I helped Otter wiv her breakfast....an then I dunno! fink I was drugged...fink I shud call labline...

It was noice though...not being drugged I dunno but brekky was noice.

I am a good dog

Benson

 

[HAH]

You is a good dog Mr Benson cus you wus onlee helpin little Otter wiv her brekfast. I bin drugged once I diden like it.
*Kipper*

 

[SwampDonkey]

Well that's a bit of a shocker

 

[Loraseal]

Benson r u OK now? I had it also an I saw pink bunnies! Wat happened matey?

 

[Jen]

Please can the bald puppee come back now, I’m being harassed.

Stanley

 

[edzbird]

mum-kisses are the best Stanley. My mum got up in the middle of the night last night to stroke me.....it was perfect.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

We let Mum sleep in a bit cos she was so late from werk. But then Dad peeked in and I charged past and woke her with lots of kisses. I'm guessing those noises she was making were shrieks of joy

We had a big walk but it's cold and my paws were numb for a while. Now I'm snoozing on my bed in the sun...zzzzzzz

 

[Candy]

I have bin bluddy drugged!!!!! I helped Otter wiv her breakfast....an then I dunno! fink I was drugged...fink I shud call labline...

It was noice though...not being drugged I dunno but brekky was noice.

I am a good dog

Benson

I am a good dog toooo Benson

Yor friend

GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Loraseal]

All me hoomans are back and we had a Hunter snuggle sandwitch. Mama sayz we can go to beech if I am good boy Hunter. Parrrently I ave rayging hoormoans and like doggies way too much. Mama sayz my boyz need to shrink again and took me to white jacket lady

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ello evri bodi

 

[Natalie]

Ello little puppee. What's your name and where do you come from?